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Black: I'm like an onion.
White: Because you have layers?
Black: Yeah that too.
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Sean: Life is like Black
Gram: amazing and sweet?
Yok: mostly cool but sometimes unpredictable?
Sean: Short and violent
Sean to Black/Todd to White: I like how you look, but I'm not a fan of your personality... oh you have a twin brother.
White: Today I saved Todd's life.
Black: How?
White: Self-control.
#White is anti-toddblack#he has an eternal NEED to separate his brother from that bastard#Sean just tells Black it's karma for Black trying to break up seanwhite before#Black: Keep talking sean and white wont be the only guy under this roof gunning for his in-law'a head#not me incorrect quotes#memes#thai bl#thai drama#not me the series#asianlgbtqdramas#not me black#not me white#twin shenanigans#toddblack
Black: I have a new hoodie.
White: Wrong.
White: We have a new hoodie.
Black: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
White: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Black: ...
Black: I should have eaten you in our shitty mother's womb.
White: But ya didn't 😁
Todd: Am I going too far?
Black: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Todd: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Black: Todd, that's a coma.
Todd: Sounds festive.
Todd: *Gets down on one knee*
Black: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Todd: *Falls over*
Black: The poison is kicking in.
#the way this can work both ways#because todd canonically drugged black#but i think black and white would be very knowledgeable about poisons#at least white would be#and todd too because he totally gives the vibes of a poisoning kind of villain#not me the series#toddblack#thai bl#thai drama#asianlgbtqdramas#memes#not me black#not me todd#not me incorrect quotes
Black: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Todd: Stop romanticizing the past.
Black: Sacrificial older sibling?
Black: Nah... I'll sacrifice others FOR my sibling 😈
Black: To those who think black cats bring bad luck.
Black: I don't bring bad luck.
Black: Your life was already shit.
*punches Sean and Todd into a coma*
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sean : hello! welcome to 'fuck dan' club where everyone who have been wronged by dan come together to say a collective fuck you to him. but before we begin, let's hear it from our newest member, yok.
yok : *sweating* umm... so, i may have misunderstood the name of the club
White: Write letters to all the people who hurt you and burn them.
Black: Okay
* 1 week later *
Black: So what should I do with the letters?
White:
*The gang gets arrested*
Sean in the interrogation room watching the gang be taken in: They had nothing to do with this, Sir!
Black and White being taken to another interrogation room: DON'T SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER!
*Nuch is totally their lawyer*
#not me incorrect quotes#source: spider man#aunt may and mj in sync to shut up peter was the best scene ever 😂#did i just turn black into aunty may?#yes#yes i did#what u gonna do abt it hmmmmm#aunt may is hot and black is hot therefore black is aunt may#SEAN IS SPIDER MAN LMAAOOOOOOO#not me the series#thai bl#thai drama#memes#asianlgbtqdramas#seanwhite#not me black#offgun#garage gang shenanigans#twin shenanigans
Yok: If you water water, it grows.
Black: ...What.
Sean: He's got a point.
*The gang fighting off enemies in a warehouse*
Sean, beating up henchperson 1: White! Marry me!
White, thrashing henchperson 2: I don't think now's the right time!
Sean: If not now, then when?! I love you! What's your choice?
White, looking at Sean: Black!
Sean: *confused noises*
White: Marry us!
Black: [while beating multiple opponents with his bat] I'm a little busy at the moment!
Sean: Black, NOW!
Black: Fine then! *puts down another idiot henchperson* Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today... [distracted whilst fighting] to nail yer gizzards to the mast, yer poxy cur!