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The Fandom Sardonic

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I am a humble sailor in the Sea of Fandom. This is a multi-fandom humor, insight, and appreciation blog for Game of Thrones, Star Wars, LOTR/The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Marvel, and other mainstream geek things. I tend to obsess over one fandom at a time (not a strict rule), which tends to be whatever is current in pop culture. Oh, and I LIVE for the memes.
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So I Watched Fargo

I decided to give Season 1 and 2 a whirl based on various reviews and may go back for the movie sometime later. All in all, a great show.

Season 1 was a like a really slow roller coaster…stellar acting from Martin Freeman and Billy Bob Thornton *slow claps* and forever love for Colin Hanks and Allison Tolman for cutie police peeps. Special shoutout to Mr. Wrench and Mr. Numbers and my bwoys Key & Peele for keeping it classy.

Season 2 really was very well set in the  1970s featuring turf wars, drugs, a crazy Kirsten Dunst and a shoe-horned alien plot. Also, major love for a smokin’ Patrick Wilson and a fabulous Nick Offerman.

Fargo is a very good show. I encourage everyone to watch it. As an anthology series, each season is a 10-episode self-contained story. The seasons sort of tie in together, but the connections are fun easter eggs more than anything else. The best thing I can say about Fargo is that watching this TV show is what reading a novel feels like. And that’s pretty special. 

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I’m so late to the party, but holy HELL did Shakira absolutely CRUSH that halftime show! How can one human be so talented and beautiful?? Really striking how joyful her performance was -- looked like she was having so much fun.

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Is there literally ANYTHING funnier than jaimes chapters where the entire thing is just “gods I hate brienne. She’s so ugly. Where’s she at tho is she like eating enough? Is she safe? Gods I hate her. She disgusts me she’s nothing like cersei. What a cow. Warrior and father of the seven please protect her. She’s just the worst. I hope she likes me. Fuck”

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Me: I want to be Sam Vimes when I grow up
Me: *gets insufficient sleep and has to deal with bureaucratic bullshit*
Me: this is not what I meant

Jesus christ the accuracy

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copperbadge

Holy shit I’ve read the Discworld books, I don’t want to be Vimes when I grow up, he spends much too much of his time running, wet, or on fire. 

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perletwo
Holy shit I’ve read the Discworld books, I don’t want to be Vimes when I grow up, he spends much too much of his time running, wet, or on fire.

And in boots inadequate to any of those conditions.

Well, I suppose that depends on whether you want to have dry feet or know where you are. 

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tienriu

In the modern AU city watch they’re doing, they should just stick Vimes in vibrams toe shoes.  Dry feet, can feel everything.  Done.  

I bet Pterry would have made the joke on purpose.

“They keep your feet dry AND you can feel the cobbles through them!”

“That’s nice, Sam.”

“I call them Vimesbrams.” 

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