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False Milk Bun

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Dispatches from my GIANT, PERFECT, DEEPLY WRINKLED BRAIN. Welcome to my elf-fancying blog. follows from @falsiefairy
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Welcome to the online presence I expected no one to notice. Whoops, I've been noticed! Hello!

I'm Falsie/Miku(he/him/his) and my main contribution is KBMS fan fiction. I am a single target shipper with fixed dynamic/position preferences. It is important to me, and I don't need to explain further. Neither do you~

My tastes run toward the lascivious and violent, and I love the Canaries and Kabru with my whole heart and want them to have everything. My current projects, featured tags, and the main blog you can expect Likes and Follows from are below the cut:

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grayblebayble
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orcboxer

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

#marcille.
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To celebrate updating on time for the third time in a row, I made a Booktok style advance reader comments graphic out of my pre-reader's comments on chapter three of Winter Sun and the Storm-Black Sea

Late March, 514 - Kabru, a young half-elf recovered from the Western Continent and adopted into the House of Tol, has managed to secure one of his longest-held ambitions: An appointment with a Dungeon Investigation Unit. Though his age and ignoble blood limit him to service as a page to the squad's enigmatic captain, he's determined to make the most out of what he believes is his best opportunity to help prevent the tragedy that continues to haunt him from recurring. He expects to win his new comrades over in time, his mother expects him to come flying home when faced with boredom and danger. No one expects the little island to which they've deployed to be boiling over with monsters by the time they arrive. But that's what's happened.

#kabumisu#mithrun#kabru#Storm-Black Sea
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lordsofdungeon
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cinnabarts

One of these days when all my work is done I'm gonna rest in the lap of Abraham You will not see my face come morning I didn't come to set you free

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dunmeshistash

THE UTAYA DUNGEON

An elf-style dungeon. It changed lords frequently, and it's the dungeon that grew the largest after the ancient war. At present, it's sealed. Fifteen years ago, monsters flooded out and destroyed the nearby towns. Because it had expanded so much, it couldn't be blocked off completely, and the Canaries quelled the situation by casting a barrier over the dungeon and the entire surrounding area. Magic users are still permanently stationed there to maintain the barrier.
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tigeristired

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

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marvellouslymadmim

"I trust you with my life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you will not hesitate to do everything in your power to save me.

I do not trust you with your own life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you would not hesitate to sacrifice yourself to save me."

THAT is where it's at!!!!!

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kabrukisser
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yusiyomogi

i remember someone suggested they would look kinda funny sleeping in one bed and i agree

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I'm not going to reblog a dental hygiene post to add this but I have Many Thought

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