welcome to night vale but i've never listened to it

I walk into the Maggots Lounge and am immediately informed that this post is an absolute necessity so here we are. I'm not sure what's happening.

I tried searching for the WTNV tag on tumblr. All I got was gratuitous nudity links. I gave up and went to my ol' buddy Pinterest.
Cecil is a guy and he likes it when Carlos takes charge.
Do Not Enter The Dog Park.
There are folks in hoods roaming the dog park with static. Probably bad signals on their radios idk.
They eat pizza.
Kevin may be important.
Do not look at the hooded figures.
Books are banned? What is this, Florida?
Sorry. Anyway, it's a podcast. I forgot to mention that.
No, really, do not look at the hooded figures. Do Not Perceive.
"It is the granddyke of fiction podcasts," as Jehan, a maggot, said.
Humans and dogs are not allowed in the dog park.
You can play in the Sheriff's Secret Police though. Idk.
It's queer. It is very very queer.
Cecil might be Jewish idk I have a bad cold someone is Jewish, anyway, and they are also very queer.
And in love with Carlos.
Wednesday has been cancelled due to scheduling errors.
It is purple. Idk all the things. They're purple. I may be delirious. The podcast may be delirious. Everyone is delirious.
Even if you are delirious, do not look at the fucking hooded figures.
There's weather.
Whatever the weather is, do not look AT THE GODDAMN HOODED FIGURES.
People find Cecil's voice sexy.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES DO NOT ENTER THE DOG PARK DO NOT LO

Tagging. Um. I forgot all your tags. I'll just send this post in the maggots lounge. DONT LOOK AT TH--

falling-raine

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

THUS IS AMAZING ASMI THANK YOU

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #wtnv #wtnv cecil #welcome to night vale #wtnv kevin #welcome to night vale summary #wheeeeee #ASMI I LOVE YOU THANK YOU

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patoslover

One hour (less than) within the maintenance lockdown and this hell happened already, how are we feeling y'all?

@queermarzipan @lxvenderjewel @ivory--raven @styx142 @myfranticscribbles @empressumbreon @frogs-go-ribbit @cawdra @thearoacemess @goodomensduh @sounds-void-fishy @arkytiorlecter @random-doctor-on-the-internet @apophid-I-eat-everything @harbinger-of-existential-dread @an-ace-on-the-case @goblin-named-sam @1800ineedshelp @chaoticgenderflood @ivory--raven @aroaceblackhole @three-smiles-and-a-unicorn @coppicegate @zonzolik @falling-raine @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @koboldkatalyst @arkytiorlecter @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley @good-usernames-were-taken @weirdly-specific-but-ok (tell me if I forgot anyone)

Someone tell me if I forgot to put something of that talk here, it's all remarkable tbh, pure gold.

falling-raine

jfc its 20 hours yall /lh

im-

#apocalypselockdown #let's make this a thing sure why not #chaos #maggot fam #the maggots #maggots #maggot fuck it energy #asmi fandom #maggots server of doom #eris' bs

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falling-raine

there is now properganda

[image id: 2 photos of a small light blue crochet octopus (this is blob) with paper in the background. in the first picture there are three speech bubbles reading "you dont need to make it a compitition. but im obviously better. i love you." the second photo has two speech bubbles reading "i love you guys. really we dont have to fight francois can be my weird cousin" end id]

i hope i did that right never done that before

falling-raine

more lore yall

[image id: 3 photos, the first is a picture of a tiny troll figurine on a white peice of paper with a speech bubble with the words "please i am only 2 days old" written on it. the second is another picture of blob the octopus with two speech bubble and the words "but thank you to everyone who voted for me." and "i send you an extra special 8 armed hug thank you." the third picture is anthor of francois with a speech bubble reading "even if you didnt vote for me, i love you, you are doing a good job" end id]

#eris' bs #eris rambles #tumblr polls #shitpost #the fam #maggots #the offical maggot server of doom #blob #francois #this is now war

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falling-raine

there is now properganda

i hope i did that right never done that before

#eris' bs #eris rambles #tumblr polls #shitpost #the fam #maggots #the offical maggot server of doom #blob #francois #this is now war

falling-raine

#eris' bs #eris rambles #tumblr polls #shitpost #the fam #maggots #the offical maggot server of doom

falling-raine

#the fam #maggots #francois #the offical maggot server of doom

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lxvenderjewel

good omens as the official maggot discord server: part 1

part two coming soon.... (maybe idk)

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @hello-ello-ello @falling-raine @aroaceblackhole if yall wanna tag other people i'm cool w that

falling-raine

sighs i swear im not doing any meth

@styx142

#tw drugs #the maggots #maggots #maggots family #maggot family #maggots fandom #do we have a specific tag for that #weirdly specific but ok #good omens #incorrect good omens quotes #ineffable spouses

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howmanyholesinswisscheese

aroaceblackhole asked:

Dad, can you give me a list of all your children please? Also, do we have another parent? For completely malicious reasons of course <3

howmanyholesinswisscheese answered:

Oh, goodness me, give me a moment to consult my list when I get home and I'll get back to you -- there are a lot of you.

zonzolik

I needed to keep track too so I made this (I believe it should be pretty much everyone but the family is growing everyday so you can never be sure)

And when I get back from school today I'll be definitely making a chart cause that paper is way too small for this madness

zonzolik

It's finished everyone! I made the chart!

Good Omens Masterchart

Maggot Family parents,children,other people name,username,title,name,username,title,name,username,title Arthur,howmanyholesinswisscheese,c

Google Docs

It's on the first sheet of the document, the rest is just fanfiction and David Tennant.😅 I just didn't want to deal with another separate file.

Imma tag all of you, so you can check it out, if you want any changes, let me now (replies or ask or DM, idc): @weirdly-specific-but-ok @falling-raine @hell-hath-no-fury-like-love @random-doctor-on-the-internet @aazrael-reaverr @arkytiorlecter @1800ineedshelp @us-costco-official @aroaceblackhole @an-ace-on-the-case @queermarzipan @hoarder-of-dragons

Also can someone please tell me who's the wine aunt and who's the family therapist? I know that they were talked about but I can't remember who it was.

falling-raine

ik @obsessed-sketches is the therapist and @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley is the kooky aunt to asmi i belive... idk how im related to anyone but asmi and i think i adopted someone else but i have no idea

#eris' bs #maggots #maggot family #asmi

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weirdly-specific-but-ok

polaris: a song for aziraphale, crowley, and you

I am so goddamn excited to share this with the fandom. So, backstory, in 2022 I wrote a song called Polaris (the North Star) for a character of mine who loves the stars, for my then-best friend and for myself. To remind us that the stars don't serve a purpose, really, why should we? All that matters is we exist, and that's enough.

Of course, now that song reminds me intensely of Good Omens. Crowley as an angel, and their story in general. I could picture Aziraphale saying those words to Crowley. So I rerecorded it. It was originally just my voice and a guitar riff.

But then the fucking amazingly talented @good-usernames-were-taken, Valerie, entered the scene and just transformed the whole goddamn song with her backing instrumentals and her editing and I LOVE YOU VALERIE THANK YOU THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

This has been in the works since this month started. So, finally now she and I present to you... Polaris.

The lyrics are below the cut. I did make two changes to the original ones, for Aziraphale and Crowley... in the last refrain, I changed Go to bed to Come to bed, and You're so much more, so much more than enough now to We're so much more, so much than enough now :")

I love you all, you are enough. So much more than enough.

falling-raine

sobbing that beautiful... i dont have the words

#good omens #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #maggots #asmi #good omens fandom #aziraphale #crowley #starmaker #original song #aziracrow #polaris

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weirdly-specific-but-ok

falling-raine asked:

hey asmi if you every do another [fandom] buf i havent seen it, you should do the magnus archives, its super good and queer and the fandom makes no fucking sense if you havent listened to it, example a: the homophobic vase. i think you would really like it and it has some amazing charecters and aodnfofnfifjh im holding back from a rant but uh yea

-eris

weirdly-specific-but-ok answered:

OHOOGHOHOHOOH YEAH I KEEP SEEING MAGNUS ARCHIVE POSTS ON MY DASH

DO I HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN FOR A PODCAST? I DON'T KNOW BUT I GUESS ONCE I RECOVER FROM GOOD OMENS WE SHALL SEE

falling-raine

YES OK YAY THEY ALSO HAVE TRANSCRIPTS SO YOU CAN READ ALONG IF YOU NEED IT AND THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY AS WELL AND ITS SO GOOD

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #good omens #maggots #asmi #tma podcast #tma #the magnus archives

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queermarzipan asked:

Can we be siblings? 🥺❤

weirdly-specific-but-ok answered:

Of course, marzipan, provided you are willing to be parented by @howmanyholesinswisscheese, the most cishet and deadbeat of dads. On the upside, @1800ineedshelp and @arkytiorlecter will also be your siblings. On the downside, they're evil. On the upside, if they try to murder you, @obsessed-sketches is ready to intervene with family therapy. But there's one condition, you have to advocate for me to be allowed to store my spare organs in the fandom doom buggy.

falling-raine

am I not part of the family anymore or something???/lh

#eris' bs #asmi #weirdly specific but ok #maggots

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pt XVII good omens explained but im in tears at 3:30 am and on sleep meds

Oh it's been a while since we did one of these innit what was the last tine? Jan? Well the Mascot is back with a part XVII because this fandom valentine's day posts wrecked me emotionally and i took the usual sleep meds (we all know how that goes) so I'm here to make bad decisions y;all. Ignore all types or mistakes im not responsible for anything eber it's all the metatron's fault.

there are two entities crowley and aziraphela and they love each othner so much it h8urts ow
heaven has embraced minimalist interior decor and minimalist empathy it was a 2 for 1 offer at bunnings (australian maggots you proud good)
hell has embraced cluttercore with regards to interior decor and projected trauma bunnings was real generous
crowley was once an angel but the angel we knew it not him and that hurts but moving on is must because otherwise disrespect but she made stars and it was pretty just like her
im so tired. aziraphale is still an angel he';s very good at forgiveness whoch is nice but sometimes people dont want to be forgiuven they want to be dead isntead
that was not the setence i intended to write but it's accurate after the final fifteen ahahahahahhahahahahahaha do ihave trauma yes i went to bunnings because i liked hell's projections
the antichrist is very cute and he's good at the law of strraction he tells satan you fuck right off satan you're nOT MY REAL DAD which is so cool you go adam you GO and so then his read dad becomes his read dad there may have ben necromancy involved
anathema and newt are existing and she hit crow,yes bentley but that's fine because it burned to the ground anyway you know whatsw not fine crowley kneeling on the aslphalet and me that's what
nina and maggie veyr cute not yet but eventually because yes fuck lindey linday forgeot her nmae
aziraphale is very cute trauma bitchy bean
crowley is very kind trauma irritation disaster
eyes shutting it's all good but madam tracy has a BED AHAHAH you know what you do on bed it's SEXY THINGS hehhee like like stuff toys
so basically hemon hell are both like crowley azi you fools and then theyre like AAAAAAAAH GABRIEL but it's fine and the second coming is happening but azi is like nina maggie love so muriel is sent down
amd then crowley ad azi are like POOF FALL IN LOVE but nina is like HOHO WHAT THE FUCK nad the demons go WHEEEE and then crowley goes to heaven and then aziraphale goes to heabem and it's a;;; sad
gabriel is naked anc he was nasty first then felll in love with beelzebun then went naked and then back in love so now theyre both in alpha centaryie
that's a triple star system btw alpha a b and proxuma centauri which is the cloest star to earth aside from obviopuw crowley doesnt want to leav e earth far behind mkigkrkgw
boom azi gone all croiing im listening to dont bother from the sounstrack on loop since i started writing this
metatron oat milk evil azi scared crowley mr darcy we're crying yeah

yay all done now asleep jno bepop ya yes blruryry my meds packet looks lime a furry opposoum

anyway

so fucking tired i cannot see what im typing

@howmanyholesinswisscheese help

posting without rsding it through awahoooooooooooooooo

falling-raine

Jesus christ asmi... sleep well dear get some good rest je t'aime

#eris' bs #good omens #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #asmi famdom #asmi fandom

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happy ineffable valentine's day, loves.

Happy Valentine's Day, maggots of mine :") I made this card for you all.

The song The Book of Love by Peter Gabriel was chosen for the Aziraphale and Crowley's Heavenly Playlist by Neil.

And, well... tell me those aren't the most beautiful lyrics for them ever.

The book of life? The book of love. Written very long ago... before the beginning. Look at them. Look at you. Gorgeous.

So here's wishing you all a very ineffable Valentine's Day, the first one I've looked forward to in four years. And it's because of our two beloved idiots and because of you all.

All kinds of love, romantic, platonic, aesthetic, familial. For the world, for your favourite humans, for your pets, for the universe, for the stars, for stories.

And if you don't feel love, that's perfectly valid, too. Have a beautiful day all the same.

I love you all, so ineffably much, it's insane.

Asmi

falling-raine

aldkdkfjfkfjsksn I love you so much asmi and the wonderful family you've created here it's been so much fun to interact with you and everyone else here! thank you for everything you've done for all of us, you have made a wonderful fandom and made us laugh on hard days and I can't express how beautiful your creations are and how you have inspired me, and to anyone else who reads this, even if youve never seen me before I love you, I hope you have an amazing day.

thank you asmi je t'aime

#happy valentine's day #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #eris' bs #love #i love you #je t'aime #asmi famdom #asmi fandom

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alright good omens mascot here time to bake a wedding cake for our favourite fools

So due to Reasons I'm currently hyperfixated on designing a wedding dress for Crowley (the post is here, though what started as a fashion design post has currently devolved into a soap opera and murder) and @queermarzipan showed me the infamous tumblr vanilla extract post so.

Let's see if we're better at baking than that, maggots, this is for Aziraphale and Crowley do nOT fuck this up (I say as I google cake ingredients because i am clueless):

[EDIT AGAIN: AS OFFICIAL GOOD OMENS MASCOT, I LAY A CURSE ON THIS POLL. THE MORE VANILLA EXTRACT, THE LONGER WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR SEASON 3.]

falling-raine

oh God that's a very... flavorful cake uhhhh welp we tried

#weirdly the nightingales wed #eris' bs #good omens mascot #good omens #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens fandom #maggots #crowley

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bildadthefuckingshuite

Yes. This is Neil Gaiman. Our Dad. Hello Dad.

And i drew a bônus for good luck to our S3.

weirdly-specific-but-ok

I'M UTTERLY DECEASED. This is a work of art. I will never regret being ~~kidnapped~~ adopted by this fandom. My irl father might suck, but now I have more internet parents that I can count, plus several siblings, wine aunts, and assorted cousins and mysterious relatives. And @neil-gaiman, it appears. His parenting strategy with y'all is very interesting.

ivory--raven

Oh, Neil Gaiman. (/affectionate.) He gives me what I want and then he breaks my heart. My friends think I've lost it.

weirdly-specific-but-ok

You all concern me. Deeply. And that's saying something, because I'm usually the most concerning one in any given situation. But "Oh, Neil Gaiman /affectionate he gives me what I want and then he breaks my heart" is not something I thought I would see land in my notifications.

I would arrange for an appointment with my therapist for all of you, but like I said before, they joined tumblr because Neil was on it, and then didn't follow him because they didn't feel worthy of following him. I do not think they are qualified to deal with this situation.

I am offering vague head-pats of comfort. Pat pat.

carpenoctemnyx

Hey Asmi you forgot to add something to your list of internet family.

You now have your very own fandom too! 😀

weirdly-specific-but-ok

I DO NOT HAVE A FANDOM THERE IS NO FANDOM TO BE HAD I DO NOT HAVE FANS I SEE YOU LAUGHING AT ME

ivory--raven

Am I not your fan?

weirdly-specific-but-ok

YOU'RE A MAGGOT YOU'RE FAMILY

spookydazechaos

OnlyFam

weirdly-specific-but-ok

IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW I HAVE THE URGE TO BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

i was trying to drink water because this fandom keeps telling me to stay hydrated and now i can't take a sip because I'll actually choke and die

spookydazechaos

It's 4 am for YOU. It's 4 PM for me, this is prime shenanigans time

weirdly-specific-but-ok

I am Afraid of what you maggots are capable of doing

arkytiorlecter

It's 5:40pm here baby brother! I'm happy to be a bad infl- I mean, voice of reason...

weirdly-specific-but-ok

ASMI FANDOM IS NOT A TAG STOP MAKING IT A TAG I'VE SEEN AT LEAST TWO OF YOU USE IT WHICH IS TWO TOO MANY

falling-raine

we will never stop you should know this by now dear

#the fam #asmi fandom #maggots #asmi #weirdly specific but ok

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Hey maggots of mine, good omens mascot here, so you know how we're all brainrotted and every single song is now ineffable spouses coded?

So i was thinking about that, and I'd made a playlist for Crowley on spotify (okay fine two playlists) and it was called Fallen Angel, with songs that fit that vibe. like Take Me to Church, Devil's Backbone, Hallelujah etc.

And I wanted to sort of. Um. Mash them up together? Except I have zero clue how to do that, so instead I kind of covered them? Like I sang them in the way that I'd wanted to mash them up? (I'm so terrible at explaining things, I know that's why you all kidnapped me, but still)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I want to like put the audio here but my NErvEs have failed me for some reason (WHICH IS STUPID BTW I LOVE POSTING MY RANDOM SHIT) so I need encouragement first someone please just yell at me to do it--

falling-raine

PLEASE DO IT ASMI I REALLY WANNA HEAR THAT!!!!

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #good omens #asmi #maggots #good omens brainrot

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alright good omens mascot here time to bake a wedding cake for our favourite fools

Let's see if we're better at baking than that, maggots, this is for Aziraphale and Crowley do nOT fuck this up (I say as I google cake ingredients because i am clueless):

falling-raine

uhhh yum?