costggots be honest would you commit crimes for me
@weirdly-specific-but-ok look, sweetie! You have a group of rabidly loyal, unhinged maggots at your back!
what
Apologies Costco, was hijacking this over to the Good Omens fandom. The not making sense bit is totally on me. I haven't known you long enough to commit crimes for you, yet.
I feel so bad for all the blogs that you maggots have hijacked it's ineffable really. Hello OP, I'm sorry, I'm the Good Omens Mascot and my maggots are... well, I love them but they're undeniably unhinged. They have to be. I am the most unhinged of all.
There's no need to commit crimes yet, maggots.
im about to commit a crime.
oops. it's okay, op, would you like to join the maggots? it's very fun here, we have my shit knowledge of geography, cocoa, and a predisposition to eat tin cans. i was also kidnapped. but it's fun here I swear!
Come join the chaos OP! You'll like it I promise!
@weirdly-specific-but-ok Asmi how can you reblog posts like this calling us your maggots bUT THEN DENYING THAT YOU HAVE A FANDOM???? ASMI YOU HAVE A FANDOM!! 😠
Someone back me up here 😂
EXACTLY. ASMI PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE FANDOMS ARE NOT ABLE TO MAKE THEIR FANDOMS SWOOP UPON RANDOM POSTS LMAO
jesus christ
I DON'T HAVE A FAND--why do you all keep hijacking random posts with this argument omg this is hilarious. I reblogged this because @arkytiorlecter said I have a group of maggots at my back, which is true! We're family! No fandom in sight. Nobody say famdom or I think poor OP will actually die.
hey OP i don't know you but it seems our paths crossed on your post, I feel bad, may I offer an apology dance?
*whispers* he totally has a fandom don't listen to what he's saying also sorry for hijacking your post