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Faking it Text posts

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I like to think I'm funny and I also like Faking It so if you put them both together you get this train wreck of a blog. Love me pls.
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AFTER WATCHING THE LAUREN/THEO SNEAK PEAK IT'S  LIKE THEY'RE PRACTICALLY SCREAMING AT US THAT THEO IS A COP

'I NEED MORE TIME. I GOTTA GO' HOW MANY UNDER COVER COPS HAVE USED THAT LINE

AND ITS NOT LIKE HE CAN GET IN TROUBLE W/ KISSING LAUREN WHEN SHE THROWS HERSELF AT HIM FIRST

THAT IS ALL. THEO IS A COP. AND OF FUCKING COURSE LAUREN WILL GET HER HEART BROKEN ALL OVER AGAIN. THANKS MTV.

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Faking It sentence starters [Part one]

  • “That was so cold your nipples are showing!”
  • “You scare me. I like it!”
  • “Guess I have to start kissing some lesbians.”
  • “I’ve been craving lesbian energy in my life.”
  • “Have you ever masturbated thinking about (name here)?”
  • “Is green really your favorite color?”
  • “I’m not a douche.”
  • “Who here makes your no-no place say yes-yes?”
  • “Fuck you, I’ve struggled!”
  • “Let’s be lesbians.”
  • “You’re like a horny parrot!”
  • “How dare you threaten me in my own home!”
  • “There are no boyfriends around me right now.”
  • “This little piggy went boo-hoo-hoo all the way home. Man up!”
  • “Your voice is so velvety it’s like my ears are floating on the ocean.”
  • “It’s a croquembouche!”
  • “We… Kiss… Now?”
  • “Oh look, your shoelaces are untied. Let me help you with that.”
  • “He/She has a poet's soul!”
  • “I bet you’re even prettier when you smile."
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