Corn in all its colors!
many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton
"the wonton excess" bro how many
"I'll have the wanton soup" righteo how slutty should it be?
Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home
My stupid ass:
i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that
just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything
i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs
I’m gaslighting my stove
daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do
So many beautiful unique interesting people in this world and you have to figure out how to interact with them like you’re a human being and not a little naked gray alien sent to live amongst humans as an experiment
✨Pretty floor mosaics✨
open image in new tab was there for me when no one else was
— Anne Sexton, from "Admonitions to a Special Person" in The Complete Poems" (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 1981) (via @reginarosenfeld)
medieval heart-shaped prayer book in a medieval painting and in real life
girl are you music because i want to listen to you