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Hello roleplayers! This blog features a collection of roleplay help, from sentence and ask memes to icon and gif hunts (by request). I will also make icons by request. — ❤Faerie Admin
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“Horrible Histories” sentence meme

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  • “Sometimes I love this job. I do. I really do!”
  • “There’s nothing wrong with building a horse toilet.”
  • “I’m guessing the parachute didn’t work.”
  • “Ow, that’s me you’re stabbing!”
  • “You ain’t listening to me, you flannel!”
  • “I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom.”
  • “Hot sausage!”
  • “You want to know why I sat on that bus?”
  • “I got drunk and measured him.”
  • “I’m fat! I need a chocolate.”
  • “We are looking for an exceptional cook who does exceptional cooking, exceptionally.”
  • “Hello, have we met? I’m a kangaroo!”
  • “I’d give you bees, dead dogs, and flies.”
  • “Oh, that is a sad story. Would you like my private 27-piece orchestra to play you something sad?”
  • “This man/woman is going to kill me with this fish!”
  • “Yeah, hi, I’d like to buy 5000 wasps.”
  • “Vegetables are for peasants!”
  • “My suggestion is destroy the sun.”
  • “Soon they will be upon us. We must flee this place!”
  • “No more stockings made out of gravy for me!”
  • “Hi! I’m a shouty man/woman!”
  • “We’re here to raid your monasteries.”
  • “Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.”
  • “I don’t know why I’m saying sorry, he’s dead.”
  • “You swapped your own son for a chicken.”
  • “Ugh, I can smell that putrid donkey liver from here.”
  • “Am I right? No! I’m absolutely wrong!”
  • “That’ll teach you to be a nasty assassin.”
  • “Some might say I ruined their lives.”
  • “That’s not glamorous, that’s lame.”
  • “I have to say, that’s the most pleasant mugging I’ve ever had.”
  • “Permission to speak terminated.”
  • “We can’t feed her dead, buttered spiders. That’s just crazy.”
  • “When you hear how my story ends you won’t believe your ears.”
  • “Shut it, lampy-knickers!”
  • “If you rescue me people will still find me really annoying.”
  • “I really should’ve worn two pairs of underpants.”
  • “He urgently needs soup.”
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“The Blackout (Then There Was)” sentence meme

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  • “You’re scaring everybody. Are you happy?”
  • “Don’t you wanna go home and change?”
  • “We lost power three days ago.”
  • “The next one we find is yours for sure.”
  • “I’m gonna drive into town and see what’s going on.”
  • “You smell like vodka.”
  • “It’s not the darkness with the light’s off we need to be afraid of. It’s the darkness when the lights are on.”
  • “Seriously, what the fuck are we gonna do?”
  • “We’re a community and we’ll behave like a community.”
  • “I think the map’s upside-down. I’m pretty sure you’re holding it upside-down.”
  • “Did you get the candles?”
  • “Alright then, try not to shoot anyone today.”
  • “Let’s toast to where we’ll be in five years.”
  • “Do I look like a kindergarten teacher to you?”
  • “Great. We’re out of toilet paper.”
  • “What are you gonna do when they leave the cities and come pouring in here?”
  • “I don’t want you to be alone.”
  • “When I finish up here, I’ll take you myself.”
  • “What the hell are you doing on my property?”
  • “We’re not gonna help them?”
  • “Gather your supplies and board up your windows. Get ready.”
  • “Can I get on your shoulders please?”
  • “I don’t get it. We know we’re going to lose everyone we love but we keep going.”
  • “I’m done breaking into houses!”
  • “Please, please, don’t let me die here, please.”
  • “If they get close enough, you shoot. You need to reload, I’ll cover you.”
  • “I want you to see what I see.”
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“Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” sentence meme

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  • “That’s it! We’re going away! Far away! Where they can’t find us!”
  • “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”
  • “I can’t remember what I’ve forgotten.”
  • “I’m a what?”
  • “That was bloody brilliant!”
  • “I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you.”
  • “You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.”
  • “What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?”
  • “No you can’t! There must be another way!”
  • “Feels strange to be going home, doesn’t it?”
  • “A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.”
  • “Careful. People will think you’re... up to something.”
  • “Stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out.”
  • “There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it.”
  • “There’s no such thing as magic!”
  • “I don’t care how big they are!”
  • “You’ve got dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know? Just there.”
  • “You knew? You knew all along and you never told me?”
  • “That’s totally barbaric!”
  • “I shouldn’t have told you that.”
  • “You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.”
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“Legally Blonde” sentence meme

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  • “Happy people don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t.”
  • “This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner!”
  • “You got into Harvard Law?”
  • “What? Like, it’s hard?”
  • “How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age?”
  • “I can’t believe you just called me a butthead.”
  • “My snap was all over the place!”
  • “I thought that was very... classy of you.”
  • “Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since!”
  • “When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.”
  • “I have a point, I promise.”
  • “So, when did you wanna go out?”
  • “You’ve just won your case.”
  • “I’m taking the dog!”
  • “I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?”
  • “Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”
  • “Do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?”
  • “Well thank god one of you has a brain.”
  • “I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation.”
  • “All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.”
  • “Well, don't you look like a walking felony.”
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ABBA “Greatest Hits” sentence meme

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  • “Knowing me, knowing you, there is nothing we can do.”
  • “I’m possessive, it isn’t nice.”
  • “Honey, I’m still free. Take a chance on me.”
  • “I remember long ago another starry night like this.”
  • “I’m nothing special- in fact, I’m a bit of a bore.”
  • “How I hate to spend the evening on my own.”
  • “How I hate to see you like this.”
  • “Does your mother know that you’re out?”
  • “I believe in angels, something good in everything I see.”
  • “I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through.”
  • “Anybody could be that guy.”
  • “The girl means business so I'll offer her a drink.”
  • “We were young and full of life, and none of us prepared to die.”
  • “We just have to face it, this time we’re through.”
  • “You and I know how the heartaches come and they go and the scars they’re leaving.”
  • “You seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun.”
  • “I don’t wanna talk if it makes you feel sad.”
  • “I wasn’t jealous before we met.”
  • “If you change your mind, I’m the first in line.”
  • “All is gone and it seems to hard to handle.”
  • “Would you laugh at me if I said I care for you?”
  • “Breaking up is never easy, I know, but I have to go.”
  • “Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood.”
  • “Though we never thought that we could lose, there’s no regret.”
  • “The sun is still in the sky and shining above you.”
  • “I have a dream, a fantasy to help me through reality.”
  • “Somewhere deep inside, you must know I miss you.”
  • “The history book on the shelf is always repeating itself.”
  • “Let me hear you sing once more like you did before.”
  • “My my, how can I resist you?”
  • “All I do is eat and sleep and sing.”
  • “There never seems to be a single penny left for me.”
  • “Now it seems my only hope is giving up the fight.”
  • “I felt you kept me away from the heat and the action.”
  • “I can see in your face there’s a lot you can teach me.”
  • “I know it’s gonna mean so much tonight.”
  • “I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild.”
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Ashley Tisdale: “Headstrong” sentence meme

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  • “I don’t know what to do, I can’t take my eyes off you.”
  • “Just remember that no one else could tell us who we are.”
  • “I can do most anything I have to, but I can’t unlove you.”
  • “Love me with all my imperfections, not for an image of your design.”
  • “You know that I’d do anything for you.”
  • “I like the way you’re unpredictable.”
  • “You’re making it harder than it has to be.”
  • “I just wish they’d see what I’m like in real life.”
  • “Don’t ever stop listening to your heart, ‘cause I can’t turn mine off.”
  • “Love me for me, and not for someone that I would never be.”
  • “I almost kinda like the pain.”
  • “So much for you.”
  • “I want to show the whole world the truth inside of me.”
  • “Baby, I can see us kissing like that.”
  • “Some things are meant to be and will be there when the time is right.”
  • “I wanna believe in you but you make it so hard to do.”
  • “I’m following my heart in this amazing crazy world.”
  • “From where I stand I see a world of possibilities.”
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Vanessa Hudgens: “V” sentence meme

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  • “All I wanna do is get down tonight.”
  • “Why don’t you come talk for a while?”
  • “I think I’ve found the answers I’m looking for.”
  • “But I don’t want to be into you if you don’t treat me the right way.”
  • “All I want to do in this lifetime is make you mine.”
  • “Baby, come back to me.”
  • “I guess what’s killing me is just not knowing.”
  • “Never underestimate a girl.”
  • “I was a fool to buy all the lies you sold me.”
  • “I could do up, I could go out, but I’m feeling too lazy.”
  • “At times I dread my now and envy where I’ve been.”
  • “Why do I miss you so much? I wanna stop this hurt inside.”
  • “They say what doesn’t kill you can make you strong, now I know what it means.”
  • “Will you stick with me through whatever, or run away?”
  • “I wasn’t born for small talk crowds.”
  • “My friends all tell me maybe I should seek a psychic.”
  • “I just wanna forget about it.”
  • “What do you think about this?”
  • “I think it’s clear who wears the pants.”
  • “Whatever will be will be.”
  • “I know that you want me to pay for all the pain I’ve caused, but in the end it all comes down to just one thing; it’s you and me.”
  • “All I wanna do is stand close to you.”
  • “You know you can’t fight what is meant to be.”
  • “At least I’ve got a story no one’s told.”
  • “There’s nothing round here that I’m gonna miss.”
  • “We both know that you’re the one responsible for hurting me this way.”
  • “I’m asking you, please, can we try this once more?”
  • “You’ve got a way of easing me out of myself.”
  • “These days it feels naive to put your faith in hope.”
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“Josie and the Pussycats” sentence meme

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  • “This is the part where I love you too much.”
  • “Orange is the new pink!”
  • “You know what? I still don’t understand why you’re here.”
  • “That was close to being a really nice moment between the two of us.”
  • “Please don’t ignore me ‘cause you know I adore you.”
  • “What are you gonna do, kill me with the guitar?”
  • “Is this as hard as it gets? ‘Cause I’m getting tired of pretending I’m tough.”
  • “You just don’t impress me much.”
  • “What if they don’t like it? What if nobody likes it?”
  • “If I could go back in time, I’d wanna meet Snoopy.”
  • “I’m tired of hearing the same stupid lines.”
  • “Yeah right, like I’d ever go out with a guy/girl like you!”
  • “You slept with him/her!”
  • “You should kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I’ve done for you!”
  • “Can you guarantee me satisfaction?”
  • “Free will is overrated!”
  • “Can you at least pretend to be nice?”
  • “You need me, remember?”
  • “I created you. And believe me, I can destroy you.”
  • “I think that song sucks. I plug my ears when crap like that comes on.”
  • “Everything you ever wanted is here.”
  • “Those three small words were way too late.”
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“Bohemian Rhapsody” sentence meme

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  • “I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.”
  • “You look like an angry lizard.”
  • “The human condition requires a bit of anaesthesia.”
  • “We’re all legends.”
  • “Come and find me when you decide to like yourself.”
  • “You promised you’d never take it off.”
  • “You’ve got to make an impression, darling.”
  • “Your life is going to be very difficult.”
  • “We're family. We believe in each other. That's everything.”
  • “Fortune favours the bold.”
  • “What exactly are you doing with that car?”
  • “Sweetheart, I want to throw a party.”
  • “So I'm out? Just like that? After everything we've been through?”
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“Bad Moms” sentence meme

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  • “Oh my gosh, she/he just got her/his sadness all over me.”
  • “This is some catastrophic shit.”
  • “Okay, remember when I said that all marriages are savable? Well, it ain't gonna happen for you guys.”
  • “I'm not gonna wear this sweatshirt ever again.”
  • “You think that the world owes you something, but it doesn't.”
  • “I'd rather go to Afghanistan than another kids' baseball game.”
  • “I’m never gonna get into a car with you.”
  • “What if I get somebody who's not circumcised?”
  • “Come on. Get those tits up.”
  • “That bitch is playing a dangerous game.”
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‘The Prince of Egypt’ sentence meme

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  • “How could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted?”
  • “Oh! Oh, my! Don't worry down there! We'll get you out! Hold on!”
  • “You care too much.”
  • “Hush now, my baby...”
  • “God will not abandon you. So don't you abandon us.”
  • “Everything I thought, everything I am, is a lie.”
  • “Tell me you didn’t do this.”
  • “They were only slaves.”
  • “Be still, love, don’t cry.”
  • “I hoped I would find you here.“
  • “We were moving mountains long before we knew we could.”
  • “Me? W-who am I to lead these people? They won't follow me, they won't even listen!”
  • “Have I taught you nothing?”
  • “Untie this rope! I demand you set me free!”
  • “You’re playing with the big boys now.”
  • “So how can you see what your life is worth?”
  • “I... didn't mean to cause you more pain.”
  • “There can be miracles if you believe.”
  • “I am showing you all the respect you deserve; none!”
  • “Don't worry, nobody will even notice us coming in.”
  • “Why did you choose me?”
  • “When the gods send you a blessing, you don't ask why it was sent.”
  • “When all you've got is nothing, there's a lot to go around.”
  • “You bring this on yourself...”
  • “I will not be threatened!”
  • “I will not be the weak link!”
  • “Why is it that every time you start something, I'm the one who ends up in trouble?”
  • “So you think you've got friends in high places?”
  • “You don't think we'll get in trouble for this, do you?”
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“I, Tonya” sentence meme

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  • “All those people who said I couldn't make it, well fuck you! I did!”
  • “It's like you're giving me a life sentence if you do that, you can't do that.”
  • “You’re so fucking pretty.”
  • “I mean, I’m not some monster.”
  • “I would never be with someone who would fucking hit me.”
  • “It was like being abused all over again. Only this time it was by you.”
  • “You cursed me.”
  • “You fuck dumb. You don’t marry dumb.”
  • “This is bullshit. I never did this!”
  • “Where the fuck are my Dove Bars?”
  • “It wasn’t my fault.”
  • “I really think that you should just kill yourself.”
  • “I was loved for a minute, then I was hated. Then I was just a punch line.”
  • “Suck my dick!”
  • “There's no such thing as truth. It's bullshit. Everyone has their own truth, and life just does whatever the fuck it wants.”
  • “You're a dumb piece of shit who thinks he/she deserves to get hit.”
  • “I lead a full life. Very happy.”
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“The Greatest Showman” sentence meme

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  • “This is the greatest show!”
  • “Our own mothers were ashamed of us, they hid us our whole lives.”
  • “This is who I’m meant to be, this is me.”
  • “I never minded the risk, but we always did it together.”
  • “I'd follow you to the great unknown.”
  • “No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.”
  • “The noblest art is that of making others happy.”
  • “You're onto something, really, it's something.”
  • “You can flip the switch and brighten up your darkest day.”
  • “I can't just run off and join the circus.”
  • “You don’t need everyone to love you, just a few good people.”
  • “But you're here in my heart, so who can stop me if I decide that you’re my destiny?”
  • “You can play it sensible, a king of conventional, or you can risk it all and see.”
  • “They don’t understand you, but they will.”
  • “A million dreams are keeping me awake.”
  • “When you’re careless with other people, you bring ruin upon yourself.”
  • “It's all an adventure that comes with a breathtaking view.”
  • “It is hard to understand wealth and privilege when you're born to it.”
  • “You're even smaller than I imagined!”
  • “You know I want you, it’s not a secret I try to hide.”
  • “The show must go on.”
  • “Those smiles aren’t fake. It doesn’t matter where they come from. The joy is real.”
  • “Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play?”
  • “Trust me, they don't know it yet, but they're going to love you.”
  • “Where is that singing coming from?”
  • “Will you share this with me?”
  • “Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.”
  • “I won't let them break me down to dust.”
  • “I wish for happiness like this forever.”
  • “A man’s station is only limited by his imagination.”
  • “If I were mixed up with you, I'd be the talk of the town.”
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“Jigsaw” sentence meme

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  • “...No, that’s not creepy at all.”
  • “Good luck, lollipop.”
  • “We all have a thumb on the scale. For good or for evil.“
  • “I speak for the dead.”
  • “I confess that this is messed up!“
  • “Make the simple blood sacrifice that I've requested, or face severe consequences. The choice is yours.”
  • “I ask you... what is a life worth to you?”
  • “Yes, somebody died, but it wasn’t my fault!”
  • “You have one shotgun. You have one shell. Like I said, it’s up to you.”
  • “They’re gonna find out about everything.”
  • “Well, it looks like somebody’s here.”
  • “A hobby? Is that what you call it? How about a stamp collection?”
  • “What kind of firearm do you use?”
  • “That wouldn’t have been necessary if you’d simply played by the rules. But you don’t like rules, do you?”
  • “My only key to freedom is to kill you.”
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