• “Does it ever get lonely?”
• “I’ve come too far to quit.”
• “I know I don’t deserve you.”
• “I am my own worst enemy.”
• “You’ve got nowhere to run.”
• “Everything led back to you.”
• “Yeah, I’ll be good, I’ll be good.”
• “This is how legends are made.”
• “I wonder, do you see them, too?“
• “I never meant to make you bleed.”
• “I have no heart, just ice and stone.”
• “That never used to happen before.”
• “I don’t think they’d understand it, no.”
• “How can I say this without breaking?”
• “I was afraid to leave you on your own.”
• “I never meant to make it such a mess.”
• “I’m out for blood, to claim what’s mine.”
• “I saw a shooting star and thought of you.”
• “Grace is just weakness… or so I’ve been told.”
• “I don’t want them to know the way I loved you.”
• “But the blood on my hands scares me to death.”
• “They rush me, telling me I’m running out of time.”
• “And you would smile, and that would be enough.”
• “But we were happy… I guess I couldn’t let that go.”
• “Nothing can make sense of all these things I’ve done.”
• “Just let me stay here by your side… that would be enough.”
• “And I know exactly what I’m for, to hurt and destroy and nothing more.”
• “Maybe one day you’ll understand why everything you touch surely dies.”
• “I’d rather pretend I’m something better than these broken parts, pretend I’m something other than this mess that I am.”

“My neighbor was arrested by the FBI for being a cannibal.” “Guess what, I might be a cannibal.” “He was quiet… but he was so hungry!” “The FBI shows up at six AM and arrests my neighbor, and we have! Not! Spoken! Since!” “I’ve lived a full life, there’s many stories.” “A mandolin and something else… but what?” “I… really want that to be a lie…” “I don’t say daddy’s gone, that upsets people.” “I… have been traveling a lot and that’s why I don’t know my articles, or pronouns.” “Everyone in my life warned me against that.” “People like vanity.” “I had a bit of a nervous breakdown while I was at the farm.” “I’m feeling just sort of existentially insane.” “These are dinosaurs, get out of here right now!” “Those geese weren’t messing around!” “You know, how you say that to your wife.” “Yeah! My brother was attacked by a swan!” “You expect more of a swan ‘cause it’s more cosmopolitan!” “And as soon as I said ‘what is that’ some voice in me that warned me about the geese went ‘you know it’s a ghost!’” “Imagine for a moment that a green orb appears on your dog in a photo…” “You can imagine how you’d leap to ghost.” “So I felt… that I had it coming, in some way. A haunting of sorts!” “I didn’t wanna say too loud what my plan was, in case the ghosts were listening.” “People were rooting for me to faint!” “I was this little freckle-faced puffy little hungover monster.” “You can’t marry everyone who’s nice.” “And then you’re asked to reject Satan, just as high school is beginning when you need him the most!”

“You sold your soul for that drug,” “My love is burnt in the sun.” “You fuck me up and let me go!” “You’re so cold…” “You are a stranger when I come home.” “I had some drinks and said some things to you…” “I know you’re mine to lose.” “I think too much, I’m outta touch, it’s true.” “Don’t give a fuck… yeah actually I do.” “I still think about this… and all the the things I thought I’d never miss.” “None of this time is coming back.” “'Cause I can’t stop thinkin’ ‘bout you.” “Heartbreak is savage and love is a bitch.” “All my friends think you’re vicious.” “I feel like I’m drowning…” “Hurt people just hurt people.” “Why are we used to the pain?” “We just gotta find a way to love.” “My heart is broken just talking about this…” “Take all these pills to quell fucked up emotions…” “You’re so sick, why can’t you just be open?” “Heroin missed its chance,” “I’m here unbroken.” “I’m too fucked up, you can’t fix these problems.” “I think about you and it drives me crazy…” “Wish I could fix my mind but it’s too hazy.” “They don’t love each other.” “I know I need another lover…” “I keep on runnin’ from my own life because I’d rather not fight.” “I can never stop wasting all my time with you.” “I’m tryin’ to make myself feel okay,” “My mind is collapsing, I’m crazy!” “I gotta be with you forever,”

“I haven’t been this mad since they made heavy DDR a submod!” “___ no, if you get too angry you’ll become the Incredible Hulk!” “Let‘s get out of here, the obscure references are making me dizzy.” “Now, about those pornographic comic books I ordered…” “That sounds potentially fatal.” “There goes a guy with a sister I’d like to bang!” “They know my secret! I’ll just have to kill them all…” “Enjoy your crappy anime cartoon.” “Do it and you die!” “How come we never do any school work, anyway?” “Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic, oh yeah.” “Ugh, me and my big narrative.” “Those jocks can keep their basketball, and their popularity, and their active sex lives…” “Give me that back before I tear off your face and use it as a halloween mask!” “Let’s have sex later, okay? As friends, geez you’re such a pervert!” “I am the angel of death!” “Ow, my sperm!” “It’s the only card game officially endorsed by Satan!” “I don’t have any hatred, I’m just extremely passive aggressive.” “You think my satanic powers are… neat.” “I hate you. With all of my hate.” “I wish the rain was my friend!” “At last I shall have dominion over all living things! And pudding!” “Look, I don’t claim to understand the law, I just enforce it, blindly and without hesitation.”

Basically this is a meme where my muses will be the ones pregnant, with a range of relationships. This meme is not ship-specific and can include platonic and friendship relations!

This meme list came about because I wanted ask meme list for myself to get my muses pregnant and also have a whole variety of reactions and relationships.

Also there are trigger warnings for potential things like rape, abusive relationships and controlling relationships, as well as abortion, stillbirth and infanticide.

• “You’re pregnant?”
• “Oh my god, I can’t believe you’re pregnant.”
• “Woah, you look fat- wait. You’re pregnant?!”
• “How many months are you?”
• “How far gone are you?”
• “So… is it a boy or a girl?”
• “It’s a girl/boy? Oh, how wonderful~”
• “Why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant?”
• “Pregnant again? You’re such a slut.”
• “Do you not realise what birth control is?”
• “You’re pregnant? Disgusting.”
• “If you’re pregnant, it better be my child.”
• “What a slut, you’re pregnant again.”
• “You’re pregnant? How wonderful~”
• “You’re pregnant? Ugh. Disgusting.”
• “You’ll never get rid of me now, this child will make us bonded forever~”
• “This child will bring us closer together~”
• “I’m so happy~ We’ve created something beautiful.”
• “Are you claiming this to just trap me?”
• “Are you serious? Why aren’t you happy about this?”
• “You’re pregnant. Finally. Now you won’t leave me.”

• “Twins?! Are you freaking kidding me?”
• “Twins? Oh, my god. Two cute babies at the same time!”
• “Twins? Oh, you poor, poor soul.”
• “Oh, my lord. Triplets?!”
• “Uh-oh, triplets? Triple threat right there.”
• “You can have more than one baby at a time?”
• “You’re pregnant with twins from your first time?”
• “Wait, how many babies did you say you were having?”
• “You should go on that Octomom show.”
• “This is so great~ Your love has given us two/three babies.”
• “Slut, you have that many babies in there?”
• “You have that many babies in there?!”
• “I’m so proud of you, you’re so fertile~”
• “I didn’t think my seed was that fertile, but here we go.”
• “How are we going to cope with twins/triplets?!”
• “Of course, a whore like you just had to have twins.”
• Wait, two/three babies at once? That’s possible?”

• “I’m not ready for a baby, sorry… ”
• “I can’t do this, I never wanted to have a kid with you… ”
• “You’re having an abortion?”
• “You will be having an abortion!”
• “You’re not having an abortion? Why not, it’s not like we can care for a child.”
• “Look at our parents -muse name-. We are gonna be shit parents like them!”
• “We’re… my parents were terrible and I don’t think I should be a parent.”
• “Just give it up for adoption.”
• “Don’t give the child up, we can love it.”
• “Don’t give the baby up, it’s the thread tying us together.”
• “We cannot care for a kid. As soon as it’s born, you will give it up for adoption.”
• “I don’t want a child.”
• “You’re just a whore, don’t try and trap me with a stinking brat.”
• “Get rid of the brat, or I will.”
• “Get rid of it! I don’t want any bastards in my house.”
• “What do you think you’re doing, keeping it? I told you to get rid.”
• “Don’t you dare even think about abortion. That child is mine and I decide what you do with it. Got that?”
• “Aren’t you happy? Why do you want to get rid of our child?”
• “Why are you happy about this? I don’t want that parasite.”

• “I will be a good father, I swear to you.”
• “I will protect you, and our baby.”
• “I’m going to be a father? Wow~”
• “We’re gonna have a baby~”
• “I will make sure to give them, and you, all the love you desire.”
• “I’m gonna be an aunt/uncle!”
• “I wanna be the godmother/godfather!”
• “Ooo, name them after me!”
• “What names have you thought of?”
• “As the aunt/uncle/grandmother/grandfather of this kid, I will spoil them if I want to.”
• “Aren’t you happy, dearest? You’re having my baby.”
• “Aren’t you happy? We’re going to have a bond through this child.”
• “I’m so proud of you. You have given me the perfect reason to keep you nearby.”
• “You’re the best~ Even though you were unsure, you gave me what I wanted, as always.”
• “See? Your pregnancy is a sign- we belong together, no matter how much you protest~”
• “I’m going to be a father~ I’m so excited, for us.”
• “Our family just keeps getting bigger~ Everyone will be so excited.”
• “Our parents are going to be so happy~ They’ll love their grandkid so much, I just know it!”
• “Our little one is going to be so excited to be a big brother/sister~”

• “Who’s the father?”
• “Do you even know who the father is?”
• “It’s my baby? Wow… ”
• “It’s my baby? There’s no way… !”
• “It’s my baby? Great~ You can never leave me now.”
• “It’s not my baby?”
• “It’s my baby?”
• “You whore! You got pregnant from an affair?!”
• “You… got pregnant? And it’s not mine?”
• “You cheated on me… there’s no way it could be my child.”
• “It’s okay. I know it wasn’t your fault that you were knocked up by that no-mark.”
• “It’s not mine? How could you do this to me?!”
• “The baby is not mine? Who else could the father even be?”
• “Please don’t lie to me… is it mine?”
• “Tell the truth for once! There’s no way I can be that child’s father…”
• “I don’t care… I will be the father no matter what.”
• “It’s okay, I promise. Even if we don’t share blood, I will care for the little one as if they were my own.”
• “Is -insert name here- the father? Tell me the truth, please.”
• “Be honest with me, who’s the dad?”
• “I know that brat’s dad is -insert muse name here-, so don’t even try to deny it.”
• “You cheating whore… why would you have someone else’s kid and not mine?”

• “Um, sorry to be blunt, but… I think you’re leaking a little.”
• “Hey, cow-tits. You’re leaking a lil’ right there.”
• “Ah… dearest, you… you’re kinda… Y’know… -points at breasts- ”
• “Don’t resist, dear, but your nipples are so sensitive, I just can’t help it~”
• “Stop crying, your boobs can’t ache that much when I touch them.”
• “Ahh~ Your boobs are so nice and round, I just want to touch them all day.”
• “Ah, you’re leaking… ”
• “Can I have a taste of your milk? Please?”
• “It’s not weird! Just let me taste your milk.”
• “How can you eat that? I know cravings are weird, but damn… ”
• “Woah. I can’t believe you are eating that.”
• “You know you’re never gonna lose that baby weight if you eat all that.”
• “You want to eat that? Okay~”
• “You want to eat that? Hold on, then, let me go make it.”
• “You are disgusting and there is no way I’m letting you eat that when you’re having my child.”
• “Are you okay? I heard you throwing up… ”
• “Aww, are you sick again? Poor mama.”
• “Here, it’s okay, let me hold back your hair.”
• “It’s okay, it’s okay. Just rest today if you’re feeling unwell.”
• “You want some peppermint/ginger tea?”
• “Woah there, friend, just calm yourself.”
• “Damn, you’re moodswings are horrific.”
• “Why do you have to get emotional at everything?!”
• “You forgot again? Jeez, your baby brain is such a drag.”
• “You forgot again? Oh, no, don’t worry. Baby brain must be so annoying for you.”
• “Why are you yelling at me? I’m not the one with baby brain and forgot everything.”
• “You want me to rub your back/ankles/belly?”
• “Stop trying to push me away. Let me touch your tummy.”

• “This cannot be happening! You’re way too young.”
• “Babies having babies? What is the world coming to?”
• “You’re pregnant? But I still imagine you as the little one who cried at -insert film name here-!”
• “Um, aren’t you a little old/young for having kids?”
• “Being pregnant at your age will throw up all kinds of problems.”
• “Dear, you should rest more, for the baby’s sake.”
• “Put that glass down! You’re pregnant.”
• “Put that out! Smoking is bad for the child!”
• “Please, try to eat a little healthier, for your baby’s sake.”
• “Darling, I know cravings are hell, but you can’t eat that.”
• “Pickles are not a good breakfast.”
• “Hey! Be careful, okay?”
• “But, if you have another baby, what will happen to me?”
• “What if I’m not good enough?”
• “What if our child is born unwell?”
• “What happens if our baby… y’know… isn’t born living?”
• “No, no, don’t stress yourself. Think of the baby!”
• “Please, just try and think of the baby.”
• “Dearest, stop trying to do things to hurt the child.”
• “I’ve taken all the dangerous objects out of the house, so you can’t try to hurt yourself or the baby again.”
• “Why are you doing this?! It is our child, stop being selfish!”
• “If you try and hurt yourself or our baby again, I’ll have to tie you up.”
• “Don’t you dare try to harm our child.”
• “If you’ve lost our child because of your stupidity, I am going to be very angry.”

• “We should go to this class together.”
• “Oh my god, you’re pregnant too?”
• “What if we have our babies at the same time?”
• “Our babies could be like besties!”
• “What if our babies become best friends? Wouldn’t that be so adorable?”
• “Aw, your tummy is so big now.”
• “You look so fabulous today, you’re glowing, like some earthy fertility god/ess~”
• “Thanks for helping me out at the maternity section. You’re so fashionable, even when you’re pregnant~”
• “Hey, I found out my baby is a boy/girl. Do you want the babygrows I bought?”
• “Aw man, I found out my child will be a girl/boy. Do you want these blankets/toys I bought?”
• “Hey, share some of that with me?”
• “Pregnancy buddies? Good idea~”
• “Let’s compare stretchmarks~”
• “Oh my god, that happens to you too? I thought I was the only one!”
• “I am so glad you understand what I’m going through.”

• “Your boobs are so huge.”
• “Your boobs are quite nice, but I bet bras are so expensive for you right now.”
• “Stop squirming, I just want to feel your boobs/tummy.”
• “Are you ticklish? Just let me touch~”
• “Was that a kick?”
• “You felt them kicking? Can… can I feel?”
• “You felt them kicking?! Gross… ”
• “You can feel them moving? That’s so weird.”
• “You can feel them moving? That’s so cool~”
• “Your belly is so round!”
• “Ah, how cute~ Your boobs/belly are so sensitive now, huh?”
• “Oh wow, you’re like a goddess of motherhood.”
• “Haha, you look like a whale.”
• “You’re bearing life, you look beautiful.”
• “You’re beautiful, all round with my child/ren~”
• “You don’t look like a whale, or a pig. You’re absolutely beautiful.”
• “They like the sound of my voice?”
• “Wait, they react to the sound of my voice? For real?”
• “You must be due any day.”
• “Due any moment now, huh?”
• “I can’t wait to finally see him/her/them~”
• “Can I touch your belly?”

• “Oh, dear. You do realise it’s going to hurt when you go into labour.”
• “Did you pee yourself? What? Your waters are breaking?”
• “Your waters broke? Oh, my god.”
• “We need to get you to a hospital.”
• “You’re going into labour? Shit! What do I do?!”
• “You’re going into labour. Right, just come here and lay down, it’ll be fine.”
• “Fuck! Ow… I think you just broke my hand… ”
• “Dear, could… could you loosen your grip a little… ”
• “I didn’t think you could scream that loud… ”
• “I think my ears are bleeding… ”
• “I’m sorry, okay! Please stop cursing me out for knocking you up… ”
• “Please stop yelling at me… I’m sorry for making you go through this.”
• “It’s okay, it’s okay. You’re doing so well~”
• “Oh, jeez. What do I do?! I’m not a midwife!”
• “Right, just calm down, okay? It’ll only hurt for a bit.”
• “Look on the bright side, at least after this you’ll get to meet your child.”
• “Don’t worry~ I can help you, just relax.”
• “What do you mean the baby’s coming now?”
• “The baby is coming now?! It’s too early… ”
• “Finally. They sure took their time deciding to be born, huh?”
• “Oh, god. Stay with me, don’t pass out!”
• “It’s okay. Just breathe… and push.”
• “Keep going! You’re almost done.”
• “I can see the head.”
• “Oh, gross… I should have stayed in the waiting room… ”
• “You’re doing so well~ Just a few more pushes.”
• “Breathe. It’s going to be okay, the child will be okay.”
• “Just take deep breathes… it’s gonna be okay.”
• “Ahh, our baby is coming~”

• “Oh my god, he/she is so cute!”
• “They’re finally here… ”
• “H-hey… stay awake, please. Your child needs you.”
• “Are you alright? The baby’s here.”
• “Our child is here, love.”
• “I’m so proud of you, you delivered our child.”
• “You look like hell.”
• “Here, you need to give him/her the first milk.”
• “You should rest, it’s over now. Our baby is here, they’re safe.”
• “Good girl/boy, our child is so cute.”
• “Ew, why is it so… pink?”
• “Oh. My. God. Look at his/her little toes.”
• “She/he has some lungs on her/him.”
• “Are babies supposed to be that pink?”
• “Babies are actually… kinda ugly, aren’t they?”
• “He/She kinda looks like a little alien… ”
• “Do all babies look like this when they’re just born?”
• “Oh god, oh god, no… what’s happening?”
• “D-don’t panic, but… the baby’s not doing so well.”
• “Don’t look, it’ll be okay. He/She will be okay, I swear.”
• “I’m so sorry, love… he/she didn’t make it.”
• “It’s all your fault. You didn’t care for our baby and now they’re gone.”
• “He/She is dead. How can this happen?”
• “Shhh, shh. It wasn’t your fault.”
• “These things just happen. I don’t blame you.”
• “It’s not your fault, please don’t blame yourself… ”
• “This was all your fault. You didn’t take good enough care and now our child is dead.”

• “You have a heart of gold. Don’t let them take it from you.”
• “No matter how tender, how exquisite, a lie will remain a lie.”
• “What good is bravery without a dash of recklessness?”
• “The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend.”
• “You will find no greater power than the simple thought of your own name inscribed upon a grave.“
• “You know what I always say; if you can save just one life, it better damn well be mine.”
• “If one’s shackles are cause for discontent, perhaps it is time for some old-fashioned greed.”
• “Things are never set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”
• “It’s easy to be evil when you don’t have to live in the world you create.” 
• “Like a moth drawn to a flame, your wings will burn in anguish, time after time.”
• “You don’t have to be a good person to be a hero.” 
• “What is better; to be born good, or to overcome your evil through great effort?” 
• “Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.” 
• “People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.” 
• “I am blighted being cursed with sight.” 
• “Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.” 
• “You cheated not only me, but yourself. You did not grow. You did not improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It is sad that you do not know the difference.” 
• “Pick a god and pray.” 
• “Kill me and live with the memory. Then, tell the stars that you won.” 
• “Let me tell you something right now. You make one step backwards, one slip-up, give me one reason to make me think you might hurt me or anyone else here, and you won’t have to worry about your destiny any more. Because I’ll make sure your destiny ends, right then and there.” 
• “Life is about pain, and by God, I will be its conduit.”
• “The answer to despair is action.” 
• “Lo, did he reach into his bag of talent, and verily, it was found to be empty.” 
• “You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny me my nature.” 
• “You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength.”
• “To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.” 
• “You kneel before my throne, unaware that it was built on lies.” 
• “The curse of life is the curse of want, and so you peer into the fog; in search of answers.” 
• “You will never know the violence it took to become this gentle.”