half agony, half hope

I love the new MEA poster! So glad they’re not sexualizing the female player!

THANK YOU FOR FIXING IT

So the entire Mass Effect trilogy is currently $10 on Amazon. Super fun sci-fi game, customizable main character you can import (along with assorted plot elements) from game to game, and one playthrough will net you an easy 80-100 hours of entertainment. $10 is a ridiculously good bargain. Join usssss.

On the chance that you’re following me and haven’t played Mass Effect, no seriously, this is a really good deal, and these are the games that brought me into online fandom and fanfic. They are super important to me and super worth playing!!

i wish you could choose best friends in Bioware games like how you choose romance options. like its treated as a romance but on a platonic level e.g. there’s a best friend quest line and people comment on ur friendship and U wear friendship swords and before the final quest/mission you have a BFFL cutscene and everything. please bioware I want to be platonically loved

Sometimes you just need some TronAU Isabela in your life

hello yes i need a thousand

I’ll double that mighty need.

i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath into good sailors because they have someone waiting on a cliff by the sea for them to come home and cutting seals and turtles out of netting and plastic bags 

but maybe being from hawaii just made me think of the ocean of a safe cradley sort of place i know its scary i know it’ll kick your ass but sometimes its ten types of turquoise and and sometimes sea foam sticks to your eyelashes sometimes the sun hits your face even when you’re twenty feet under and i have a hard time forgetting its first and foremost a womb 

so mermaids who watch the triple crown and scare sharks away from the surfers 

i wish gravity falls was gravity kirkwalls and the twins were carver and bethany hawke, sent to live with their grunkle gamlen, and they try to solve the mystery of why kirkwall is haunted by the poisonous blood soaked into the very foundations of the city. that would be amazing