[faded mind]

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

this is like… the exact opposite of Jolene

Do you ever read a fanfic that is just so good it just sticks with you into days or even weeks after you’ve read it. Like you could be sitting in class or alone in your room and suddenly you’re just like, wow, that was a really good fanfic. Like it was really good.  

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

The Expanse, Season 1

@ the people who followed me for one specific thing i’m really sorry my interests are all over the place and that sometimes i will suddenly start posting a fuck ton of something i’ve never mentioned before whoops

Never forget Detective Rustin Cohle alone in his apartment, drinking heavily, listening to Tina Turner and shining a flashlight on things instead of just turning on a light like the complete and total drama queen that he is

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Deadpool (2016) - Produced by Asshats, Directed by an Overpaid Tool, Written by the Real Heroes Here.