velvet or silk? tea or cocoa? silver or gold? thunder or lightning? autumn or spring? moon or stars? peanut butter or jam? pancakes or waffles? vanilla or jasmine? lemon or lime? cough or sniff? cold or warm? red or blue?
types of people - tea edition
chamomile: soft bed sheets and white pillowcases, pointe shoes, peach flavoured lipbalm, stays up way too late to finish books, listens to tchaikovsky, goes through life in a daze but wishes they could be fully present
green tea: autumn trees, being outdoors, misty forests and moonlight, stars peaking through window frames, kind of just wants to be left alone, kind of wants to be a faerie or a forest nymph
english breakfast: ocean waves, sunshine, kindness overflowing in their hearts, wants the world to be nice to them for once, wishes people would stop mistaking their optimism for naiveté
darjeeling: neon lights and short skirts, probably one too many vodka shots, has the same crush for seven years but never acts on it, tries very hard to be okay, always tired, probably listens to music 24/7
jasmine: colour-coded schedules, procrastination (but good grades, somehow), taking too much on at once, easily burnt out, insomnia, wishes they could take all the subjects and learn everything at once, wants to own a library
oolong: travel journals and inkstains, lacy curtains, wanderlust and a wish for adventure, an overactive imagination, getting in trouble for daydreaming in class, constantly trying to soothe their aching soul
earl grey: red lipstick, high heels, slow music, loves poetry and class-assigned literature, either heartbroken or hopelessly in love- no in between, likes the smell of cigarette smoke and burnt out matches
Tea left to chill accidentally is a sacrifice, unintentional but appreciated, to passing spirits. To the eldritch, nothing ever goes to waste.
me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything
one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”
A cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science
Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it’s true. Tea mimics the need for human care, touch, and recognition.
im going to cry im so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water
via pinterest
If you like flower tea, which one is your favorite glass teapot?
are you a hair up or hair down kinda person? horror movie or a rom-com? do you like coffee or tea? are you moon or sun? park or coffee shop? romantic love or platonic love?
in case you were feeling sad
AHAHAHA THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM DRAGON HELL NOW I GUESS. 10 teas down, oh my god so many more characters to go. I am sorry I am just going in order of my faves right now because I’m trash. I’m jumping all over the place as far as game order goes, which is fitting since that’s how I’m playing them right now. I’m the worst.
- Alistair [earl grey moonlight, almond,summer rose, cocoa nibs and rose petals] Ridiculously sweet, romantic, and playful, though still brews up strong. A blend that will sweep you off your feet and cry and cry and cry.
- Gerrett Hawke [chocolate chai, tiger eye, lapsang souchong, safflower, chocolate chips and sprinkles] A little sharp, a little sassy, but a lot strong and ready to help you out of any tough situation. A good tea to have especially if you live in a place called ‘Darktown’ (please move).
- Fenris [spiced green, hojicha, earl grey green, cardamom] Bitter and yet curiously endearing with grassy, rich overtones with a slight floral note lurking in the back. A good detox tea after a night spent drinking expensive wine.
- Dorian Pavus [green chai, gunpowder,chocolate, chocolate chips, cardamom and red peppercorn] Dark, smokey, alluring and incredibly sexy, this tea knows it’s hot stuff and will magically coax you into relaxing
- The Iron Bull [lapsang souchong, chestnut,tiger eye, rose petals, cinnamon and cornflowers] PHWOAR. This one packs a whallop and is strangely sexy?? Like. My feelings are so confused.
- Cullen Rutherford [assam melody, caramel, vanilla, cinnamon and lemon verbena] Straight forward, maybe even a little simple, but strong, earnest, and exactly the cup of tea you need when everything else gets to be a little much. Brews up strong, though may be addicting.
- Krem [cream, lapsang souchong,caramel, ginger] CREAM KREM TEA, DO YOU GET IT?
- Cassandra [assam melody, toasted mate,chestnut, aniseed, cocoa nibs and cherry] A strong, aggressive tea that will kick your butt into shape and keep you in line, but with a surprising sweet touch that fits better than you may expect.
- Solas [ lapsang souchong, irish breakfast, masala chai, cloves] How to brew: Boil a hefty mug of water. Just. Throw away the tea. Tea is terrible. Put an egg in boiling water for 12 minutes. Carefully peel cooked egg. You now have a tasty treat, and not vile tea. (For real though, for a tasty treat, hard boil an egg, gently roll the egg on a hard surface so that you crack the shell but it stays intact on the egg. Steep a couple of tablespoons of this tea until super strong. Add a splash of soy sauce if you’d like. Place your gently cracked hardboiled egg in the tea and let it steep for a few hours, or overnight in the fridge. Peel and eat your beautiful marbled tea egg!)