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“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”
— Wei Wuxian’s last words
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after the battle of hogwarts, harry james potter was seen just taking a nap in some rubble, stating “i’m gonna sleep for a week and nobody can stop me”
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Cassie: I hope Tommy didn’t do anything stupid.
Eli: Whatever Tommy is doing right now is probably pretty stupid.
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sjgnx
the signs arguing with you ☾
won’t argue with you: libra, aquarius, taurus, pisces;
will argue with you, even if wrong: capricorn, aries, leo, cancer;
will argue with you and will be right: scorpio, gemini, virgo, sagittarius.
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*Sirens Blaring in the Distance*
Teddy, who’s done nothing wrong in his entire life: They’ve found me.
Loki, who’s committed the crime the sirens are blaring for: You better run, buddy.
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Would try to hold civilization together in a Lord of the flies type of deal: Sagittarius, Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
Would turn that shit into a savage no man’s land real quick: Gemini, Scorpio, ARIES, Aquarius
Would cry and try to get everyone to calm down, getting killed: Leo, PISCES, Cancer
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desire demon: i can read the depths of your mind for what you want most
hawke: dragon I WANT TO BE A DRAGON I WANT TO FU CKING TUR N INT O A DRAGON H OLY SHI
desire demon: what the fuck
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One day when Ryan shouts ‘hello is anybody there?’ someone is going to shout ‘hey’ back and Ryan will lose his mind
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Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.
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thegloriasophia-deactivated2019
Accurate as fuck.
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Source: kpfun
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cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat
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i bet you $10 that tumblr actually accidentally deleted replies and have no idea how to get them back
leadhooves
LMAO
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👽 abducted by aliens 👽
Asks for the alien’s autograph: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, AQUARIUS, Pisces
Asks for the spaceship wifi password: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
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patroclus: *stubs his toe*
achilles: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
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*jon snow travels to outer space*
aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard