faded-mind reblogged
peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
ironmanstan
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
ironmanstan
tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-
peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes
tony:??????
ironmanstan
thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield
peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK
thor: …….nvm
a lot of people don’t fully understand just how insanely strong peter is.
#perfect tags being perfect#peter parker#spidey#actual fave#formative fave#tbh most adaptation miss how much of a smartass peter is#the closest was the one with Andrew Garfield#and yeah he is SUPER strong#that's also rarely shown enough#he is often shown to be super bendy and acrobatic which that too#but ironically the first adaptation where is singled handy stop a train is the one that sorta showed it#like there is a reason deapool is in love with peter a big part of it is how much a of a smartass peter is#deadpool love that mouth#fandom : Marvel