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SO CONGRESSPEOPLE IN MY COUNTRY ACCIDENTALLY MADE SAME SEX MARRIAGE LEGAL WITHOUT REALIZING IT AND NOW EVERYBODY’S SUPER CONFUSED AND NOBODY IS REALLY SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED EVEN THE COUNTRY’S BIGGEST HOMOPHOBE VOTED IN FAVOR OF THIS LAW...

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED

#who #the fuck #are you #?

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

the important questions

Hannibal running out of witty cannibal puns would be the only reasonable cause to cancel this show. This fucking show

Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]

I think I may be dreaming.

because it’s my personal canon that Chewie and Han totes bro-boned, this is amazing to me