some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
cat sounds, rated
mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10
purr: is there anything better? 10/10
silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10
mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10
AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10
rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10
mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10
the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10
the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10
reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles
trying to prove a point to my cat
every single day of my life i’m so thankful for my cat idk what to do with myself happy thanksgiving
Reblog if you love black cats and don’t think they’re bad luck
Speaking as an owner of a lovely black cat
Katzenversammlung (The Cats’ Assembly) by Quint Buccholz, 1995
Unmovable object.
🤣 this is too real!
There’s a kitty here! Why would you summon anything else?
I consider that a successful summoning.
Gold finger-ring; cornelian bezel in form of cat. Ancient Egyptian, Third Intermediate Period.
British Museum
I guess cats aren’t so cold after all
the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you
me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you
my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster
me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘
me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around
my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature
the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise