peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-
peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes
tony:??????
thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield
peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK
thor: …….nvm
a lot of people don’t fully understand just how insanely strong peter is.
An absolute badass
newt + text posts: part 2 [part 1]
“I laughed in her face and said that even if it were true, I didn’t care.”
30 Day Art Challenge
Prompt 7: Rain
-Newt from The Death Cure (By James Dashner)
“Have you read the comments?“
“Yeah?“
“They’re mostly about how Adam is a precious cinnamon roll, too perfect for this world… it’s an internet thing.“
Buzzfeed Gifs: Worth It: Andrew Version // Steven Version Buzzfeed Unsolved: Ryan Version // Shane Version // Kelsey+Ghoul BoysVersion
🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 🍋 NEWT x LEMON 🍋 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
Parker, Leverage, “The Morning After Job” (via spocks-evil-godmother)
They called you the Glue. The Glue? Yeah. Probably because you’re kind of the glue that holds us all together.
He has learnt how little he mattered to the world, and so he cast himself in armor. Everyone wished he would learn to l o v e himself, if only a little, and come to realize that his own words has been breaking him all along.
You could still be
What you want to be
What you said you were
When you met me
A smile is not only a facial expression, but a mask. A mask used to convince others that they aren’t broken, but more importantly to convince themselves. (insp.)
moodboard - newt
“great. we’re all bloody inspired.”