some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

The gayest marvel movie is Captain America: The Winter Soldier you cant change my mind. That dorito bitch dropped everything to save his boyfriend when nobody would help him. He literally let him beat the SHIT outta him and then said “I’m with you till the end of the line.” Bucky broke out of 70 years of brain washing and was like ‘oh shit he my fucking boo’. Then that shit crashed to the ground and still confused as hell he saved his boos life. Theres no heterosexual explanation for that.

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

It’s so weird how sometimes when I read a poem it just feels like a bunch of words and sometimes when I read a poem it feels like someone ripping my heart out of my body and throwing it at my face at 90 mph

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

The Signs (my personal experience)

Aries: yells at inanimate objects. clumsy

Taurus: a smol bundle of violence 

Gemini: stressed™

Cancer: doesn’t like people. would rather be in bed

Leo: confused. not ready

Virgo: AnGeRy. ew, children

Libra: not a happy chappy. needs coffee

Scorpio: would stab you with a spoon for $10

Sagitarrius: dad jokes. yells a lot

Capricorn: not having a good time. feed them

Aquarius: mostly chill. cries when they’re angry

Pisces: an actual ray of sunshine, if sunshine had claws

haters are right. gallavich scene was unrealistic. mickey saw ian and didn’t IMMEDIATELY give him shit for his horrible dye job.

Lord of the Rings is the rare case where the book is a musical and the movie isn’t

only fake fans don’t bitch about comics like i’m sorry but you’re not a real fan if you don’t want to fistfight the industry

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

when u assume the love triangle is between man and woman and not man and man

Thor meeting Eddie Brock for the first time- “It’s lovely to meet you and your klyntar!” . . Eddie Brock, who knows almost nothing about Venom at this point- “I’m sorry, my what now??” . . Thor- “I… did… did you not know that was what that was called?”