loki and odin (in my made-up version of norse mythology).

eta:  shit i meant odin. not thor.  dammit, brain.

Odin’s A+ parenting

This is for therestlessdead who said: 

Of course Malekith the Fabulous finds Thor’s pants and Thor’s like “Hand them over” and Malekith’s like “OH HELL NO.”

aaaand that’s how a multi-realm war began. Over a pair of pants.

Odin, you are an irresponsible grandfather.

So notice that even AFTER their huge fight and even AFTER Loki finds out he’s adopted and he’s actually a different species and Odin basically sucks at parenting… even after all that, when Odin’s down for the count, Loki freaks right out and calls for help.

Because he still wants to be his Father’s son, even if he isn’t biologically.

don’t forget when he kills Laufey, he says “and your death came by the son of Odin.”

He still considered himself Odin’s son at that point.

And even after his fall, he still introduces himself as “Loki of Asgard”. In addition to that, he never says anything like “you’re not my brother”, just “I’m not your brother” as in he never actually disowns any of his family members, just himself.

Just thought I’d throw that out there.

welp, im crying again

fuck

ugly sobbing. 

WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

HE JUST DISOWNS HIMSELF

WOW

THANK YOU

IT’S NOT LIKE I NEEDED A HEART

#don’t worry you’re adopted.

gif credit Lokiddles

omg

Well isn’t this just fucking perfect. No really. 

Perfect.