Get Ready! It's almost Time

This coming Saturday (11/16/2024) I'll be dropping a brand new, full-length anthology, all about everybody's favorite machete-wielding vulgar lunatic Blue.

The stories in "Nothing But Blue Skies" include:

Now, this is gonna be the longest single update I've ever posted: "Nothing But Blue Skies" is approximately the length of the first book in the series, so I wanted to release it before the holidays, when people are likely to have time off.

I can promise you this anthology will include plenty of old favorite characters, new favorite characters, funny jokes, heart-wrenching emotion, and at least one sexy misunderstanding.

I will be posting the stories here and on ao3! Watch this space, and please, let me know all your reactions when you read! Oh, and if you do, make sure to join the series discord so you can share your reactions with other readers!

ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

i think they probably argued that fish sticks arent food for fish, theyre food for people, and thus depicting them as fish sticks was accepted

IT WAS A FISH-ONLY EVENT AND THE NEXT THING THAT HAPPENED WAS A SNACK VENDOR SLAPPED UP A SIGN SELLING FISH STICKS FOR A DOLLAR

READ ARIADNE'S ANGELS TODAY!

ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

READ ARIADNE'S ANGELS TODAY!

READ ARIADNE'S ANGELS TODAY!

POV you see her at the party and you're about to have a life-changing one night stand, but in the morning you wake up and she's gone, and you stumble downstairs to fix yourself breakfast only to find she's taken the last bagel and left, in its place, about 80 dollars because she doesn't know how much bagels cost because she doesn't ever pay for them. You log into your group chat to complain about the bagel, but your friends don't get what the big deal is because she left so much money, which only frustrates you more because you were looking FORWARD to that bagel, dammit, you want to be MAD about this, but you can't, because she left you enough money for hundreds of bagels. You didn't get her number.

If you are asexual, not into girls, have Rogue From X-Men disease, have taken a vow of chastity, just plain not interested, or any other reason you wouldn't have the One Night Stand even in the hypothetical, let's pretend you have a messy roommate and THEY hooked up with her. Also, in this case, she left $40 additional dollars to make up for the fact that you caught a stray in this situation

She's over 300 years old and has a body count (take the term whichever way you like) that's into six figures, at this point in her life, she could probably put a plaque over her fireplace that reads "BEST AT SEX" and not have it be an idle boast. If you take her home, you're GOING to want to tell the hookup story to everyone who's even remotely willing to listen. The checkout guy at the grocery store will probably get the sparknotes of the situation from you.

Last chance to participate in The Bagel Paradigm!

"how did you forget XYZ?!" I didn't, I didn't include it because it would wreck the curve. If you think one was left off in error, pick one of the provided choices and then leave your suggestion in the tags

And I learned my lesson from the last one, where people knew the songs but not the names, so under the cut there's some links:

POV you see her at the party and you're about to have a life-changing one night stand, but in the morning you wake up and she's gone, and you stumble downstairs to fix yourself breakfast only to find she's taken the last bagel and left, in its place, about 80 dollars because she doesn't know how much bagels cost because she doesn't ever pay for them. You log into your group chat to complain about the bagel, but your friends don't get what the big deal is because she left so much money, which only frustrates you more because you were looking FORWARD to that bagel, dammit, you want to be MAD about this, but you can't, because she left you enough money for hundreds of bagels. You didn't get her number.

If you are asexual, not into girls, have Rogue From X-Men disease, have taken a vow of chastity, just plain not interested, or any other reason you wouldn't have the One Night Stand even in the hypothetical, let's pretend you have a messy roommate and THEY hooked up with her. Also, in this case, she left $40 additional dollars to make up for the fact that you caught a stray in this situation

The $80 was left in the empty bagel bag in the bread drawer, and from your brief but unforgettable experience with her you are acutely aware that she can get sex for free whenever and wherever she wants it

POV you see her at the party and you're about to have a life-changing one night stand, but in the morning you wake up and she's gone, and you stumble downstairs to fix yourself breakfast only to find she's taken the last bagel and left, in its place, about 80 dollars because she doesn't know how much bagels cost because she doesn't ever pay for them. You log into your group chat to complain about the bagel, but your friends don't get what the big deal is because she left so much money, which only frustrates you more because you were looking FORWARD to that bagel, dammit, you want to be MAD about this, but you can't, because she left you enough money for hundreds of bagels. You didn't get her number.

If you are asexual, not into girls, have Rogue From X-Men disease, have taken a vow of chastity, just plain not interested, or any other reason you wouldn't have the One Night Stand even in the hypothetical, let's pretend you have a messy roommate and THEY hooked up with her. Also, in this case, she left $40 additional dollars to make up for the fact that you caught a stray in this situation

POV you see her at the party and you're about to have a life-changing one night stand, but in the morning you wake up and she's gone, and you stumble downstairs to fix yourself breakfast only to find she's taken the last bagel and left, in its place, about 80 dollars because she doesn't know how much bagels cost because she doesn't ever pay for them. You log into your group chat to complain about the bagel, but your friends don't get what the big deal is because she left so much money, which only frustrates you more because you were looking FORWARD to that bagel, dammit, you want to be MAD about this, but you can't, because she left you enough money for hundreds of bagels. You didn't get her number.

If you are asexual, not into girls, have Rogue From X-Men disease, have taken a vow of chastity, just plain not interested, or any other reason you wouldn't have the One Night Stand even in the hypothetical, let's pretend you have a messy roommate and THEY hooked up with her. Also, in this case, she left $40 additional dollars to make up for the fact that you caught a stray in this situation

Practicing freehand drawing from references, using celebs' fun social media photos and the character most likely to pose like that in her day-to-day

POV you are a preteen street criminal trying to rob mafia guys' cars with your would-be girlfriend while the mob guys are getting hammered at the nightclub upstairs, and you get caught by the nightclub owner who decides to teach you how to do crime right

Recently got a lovely commission of our girl Captain Ariadne to benefit the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, from one of my very favorite artists, @joscribbles! You can also find their art on twitter, instagram, or buy them a coffee!