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YO! the name's Tom(22yo gay they/them)MtG amongs other things like memes and anime.Feel free to shoot an ask whenever.
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Gonna try to be active on bluesky btw, follow me there ✌️

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big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

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schmuddel

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

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bgm05

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

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valkyrjuk

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

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on their clit like morse code

"S.O.S. we're going down"

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

No stop that

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foone

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

uhh?

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

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geeses

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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anybody paying attention saw the rise in conservatism among the youth over the last few years. the return of the r slur, modesty/ tradwife content, rampant fatphobia, misogynistic twitch streamers...the writing was on the wall

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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

  • U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
  • U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
  • Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
  • LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
  • Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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valtsv

self destruction really is such a fascinating human response to various factors both external and internal. what if sisyphus could leave at any time but kept rolling the boulder up the hill just to watch it roll back down anyway. what if he kept pushing it even as the rock cut into his palms and his legs began to ache with the desire to rest for even a moment and his body became a canvas of bruises and cuts that never have time to heal. what if he did it because it's the only thing he knows how to do. the only thing that gives him a sense of certainty and control in a world that takes both and offers neither.

& needless to say this trait is a lot more fun to observe in fiction than it is in you. or your mother.

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