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hellotailor

First trailer for the new Wachowski movie, “Jupiter Ascending.”

IT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A STAR WARS MOVIE WITH MILA KUNIS AS A JANITOR WHO BECOMES A SPACE PRINCESS?? PLUS CHANNING TATUM IN RIDONKULOUS EYELINER WITH A DYED GOATEE? AND SEAN BEAN. AND *EDDIE REDMAYNE* AS SOME KIND OF HILARIOUS BRITISH-ALIEN GOTH SUPERVILLAIN.

PUT THIS ALL IN MY EYEBALLS AT ONCE.

Grabbing the popcorn, I’m ready :D

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sirredmayne

“Can you sum up Les Miz in a brief haiku?”

Oh, my God. Oh. My. God. Oh, my Christ. I’m the shittiest poet in Christendom. Give me an easier one. Let me think on that. That is the hardest question I’ve ever been asked in my life. Fuck me.
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sirredmayne

Very occasionally someone will stop me and go: ‘You’re an actor, aren’t you?’ Yup. ‘What have you been in?’ The Good Shepherd. ‘Never heard of it.’ Elizabeth: The Golden Age. ‘Never heard of it.’ Birdsong. ‘What’s that?’ You sit there, reeling off your CV, and they’re like: ‘No, no, no, no.’ So now, when they say: ‘You’re an actor, aren’t you?’ I just say, ‘No.’

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