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Right, so I was cleaning out my Facebook notes the other day...

… and found this, from about 2010, when I decided to assign theme songs to all the English kings and queens.

I will not deny that it still makes me laugh like an idiot.

William the Conqueror (1066-1087)– I Will Not Bow (Breaking Benjamin)

William Rufus (1087-1100) – Strut (Adam Lambert)

Henry I (1100-1135)– Before He Cheats (Carrie Underwood)

Stephen (1135-1154) – Walking Disaster (Sum 41)

Henry II (1154-1189) – Never Let Me Down Again (Depeche Mode)

Richard the Lionheart (1189-1199) – Give ‘Em Hell, Kid (My Chemical Romance)

John (1199-1216) – Destroya (My Chemical Romance)

Henry III (1216-1272) – I Can’t Decide (Scissor Sisters)

Edward I (1272-1307) – Fame < Infamy (Fall Out Boy)

Edward II (1307-1327) – I Found a Boy (Adele)

Edward III (1327-1377) – Can’t Let It Go (Goo Goo Dolls)

Richard II (1377-1399) – Tyrant (One Republic)

Henry IV (1399-1413) – Inside Job (Don Henley)

Henry V (1413-1421) – The War (Angels & Airwaves)

Henry VI (1421-1461) – I’m Going Slightly Mad (Queen)

Edward IV (1461-1483) – The Game of Love (Santana feat. Michelle Branch)

Edward V (1483) – Dead! (My Chemical Romance)

Richard III (1483-1485) – Be Prepared (Lion King)

Henry VII (1485-1509) – We Can Work It Out (The Beatles)

Henry VIII (1509-1547) – Jilted Lovers and Broken Hearts (Brandon Flowers) alternately Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)

Edward VI (1547-1553) – Already Gone (Crossfade)

Mary I (1553-1558) – Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2)

Elizabeth I (1558-1603) – She’s My Man (Scissor Sisters)

James I (1603-1625) – St. Jimmy (Green Day)

Charles I (1625-1649) – The Hero Dies In This One (The Ataris)

Charles II (1660-1685) – Bling (Confession of a King) (The Killers)

James II (1685-1689) – It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Death Wish (My Chemical Romance)

Mary II and William III (1689-1694/1702) – Oh What a World (Rufus Wainwright) additionally Dear Father (Sum 41)

Anne (1702-1714) – I’m Not Dead (Pink)

George I (1714-1727) – I Don’t Care (Apocalyptica)

George II (1727-1760) – Mister Cellophane (Chicago)

George III (1760-1820) – America (Santana feat. P.O.D.)

George IV (1820-1830) – Yellow Submarine (The Beatles)

William IV (1830-1837) – Hello/Goodbye (Erin McCarley)

Victoria (1837-1901) – ‘Til I Get Over You (Michelle Branch)

Edward VII (1901-1910) – Do I Disappoint You (Rufus Wainwright)

George V (1910-1936) – Confusion and Frustration in Modern Times (Sum 41)

Edward VIII (1936) – Quitter (Carrie Underwood)

George VI (1936-1952) – The Show Must Go On (Queen)

Elizabeth II (1952-present) – Time (Chantal Kreviazuk)

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