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Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States
Average trip to Florida
we must take the ring to jacksonville
Source: reddit.com
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D&D warlock who’s literally just Fortunato from “The Cask of Amontillado”, having survived his immurement by making a deal with something in the dark, and the costume he was wearing the night he “died” has become the sign of his pact, so basically you’re playing as a depressed, alcoholic jester who sometimes has to run errands for He Who Waits Behind the Walls.
Reblogging for how fucking terrifying that last comment really is
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just found out they deleted middle english wikipedia, rip to middle english wikipedia and its entry for frogs specifically, how could they do this to me 😭 luckily I am exceedingly not normal about frogs and have the whole text of the article saved on my phone:
A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys, whiche liueþ boþe in þe water and on londe. Hit biþ ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak and liue in trees. Hit haþ longys and guilles boþe. Þe frogges skyn lokeþ glossi bi cause of his secrecioun, whiche may been poisounous. Moste frogges haue nought a tayl an þeire lymes be yfolden under his likame. His frounte two feet haue four tos and his bak two feet haue fif tos. Þes tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste be in þe water to spawne. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey and hit þanne becomeþ a tadpolle. Hit groweþ to þanne a frogge, yef hit be nought eten. Som male frogges maken loude souns wiþ þeire mouþs for to make þeimselves knowen to femmelles. Som þe femmelles refusen. Everich frogge et smalle bogges and alyke crikets, fliys, and wurms as mete. Þei haue tungs þat be longe and holden faste to quarrie so it doþ not escaipe. A frogge may been founde in all contynens excepte Antartika. Frogges be breþren wiþ toades. Toades be muchel lyk froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. Som folk þynke þat þou mayst geten weartes from toades, but þis is nae trewe.
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OMG, it took me ages to find this but it was worth it! I'm laughing so much, please watch this clip from 11 YEARS BEFORE STAR TREK was made I'm dying
[The Millionaire (1955) TV series - s2 e4 - The Iris Millar Story]
I was like "??? why did they post this" and then I was like "OH"
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quick, gandalf my dude, lay down a sick bassline for me
Why would you hide this in the tags?
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New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.
Jane. All the dialogue about how she’s objectively the prettiest and sweetest sister with the most delicate manners and constitution and has trouble expressing her emotions especially when in love remain 100% unchanged.
Meanwhile, Jane “Gritty” Bennet is in the background of the shot in a 100% period-accurate dress, throwing Mr Collins through a window.
Pride and Extreme Prejudice
The responses to this post just keep getting better.
I had to draw it.
Definitely not my usual. I’ve never drawn so much as a Muppet lol
I want to frame this on my wall, holy shit.
[Description: An illustration of the above-described situation; Gritty, in a black toque-style hat and strawberry-print empire-waisted dress, is making the peace sign. He stands next to a broken window, which is elegantly framed by yellow drapes with green trim.]
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Poem: I lik the form
My naym is pome / and lo my form is fix’d Tho peepel say / that structure is a jail I am my best / when formats are not mix’d Wen poits play / subversions often fail
Stik out their toung / to rebel with no cause At ruls and norms / In ignorance they call: My words are free / Defying lit'rate laws To lik the forms / brings ruin on us all
A sonnet I / the noblest lit'rate verse And ruls me bind / to paths that Shakespeare paved Iambic fot / allusions well dispersed On my behind / I stately sit and wave
You think me tame / Fenced-in and penned / bespelled I bide my time / I twist the end / like hell
* “lik” should be read as “lick”, not “like”. In general, the initial section on each line should be read sort of phonetically.
Written for World Poetry Day, March 21, 2018. When I had this idea earlier today, I thought it was the worst, most faux hip pretentious idea for a shallow demonstration of empty wordsmithing skill in poetry ever. So I had to try to write it. I mean, how often do you get to fuse the iambic dimeter of bredlik - one of the newest and most exciting verse forms - with the stately iambic pentameter of the classic sonnet?
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That Freddie Lounds isn’t afraid of anything and though she may have dodged a bullet by ordering salad from Hannibal, I want her leafy greens to be even more menacing than the oozing meat on the Will and Hannibal’s plates. For the salad, I’ll use white asparagus that will suggest finger bones when I cut the stalks into thumb and finger lengths. Lotus root slices will look like Munch “Scream” faces when juxtaposed with bird skulls.
Janice Poon, food stylist for Hannibal
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Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from Sherlock.
Arrival of the Birds by The Cinematic Orchestra.
Edited by Amy Kinley.
Oh Dear God this is beauty itself
I’m almost in tears here
jisjdlfsldjnfkdjjkdsh OTP DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT.
This is what a fanvideo should be.
The editing is SPECTACULAR, the music is beautiful but not distracting, rather adding to the story, and the result is something that evokes such strong emotion.
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Thank goodness creative people exist so that I have something to reblog. This is lovely.