Else the Puck a liar call;
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.
so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!
All memes left on tumblr for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Queen
Wearing my sluttiest outfit to the vampire infested forest tonight lads. Wish me luck!
Nooo don't make fun of wallstreet short sellers! You'll make them the laughing sto.... The laughing st............
People start to ship Tony Stark and his bodygaurd Iron Man.
The ship name is “Irony”
This is God tier and you should be GODDAMNED proud.
You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare.
For never was a story of more woe O bard Alexa, play us despacito.
When your boyfriend Dracula is biting too hard:
Vladislav… baby, don’t hurt me.
Is Mamma Mia! is a lost Shakespeare comedy/romance?
Evidence for:
- It’s set on an idyllic Mediterranean island.
- The plot revolves around a bunch of ridiculous misunderstandings.
- The night of the bachelor and bachelorette parties functions as a “liminal space” that allows the characters to throw off the veneer of civilization and realize things about themselves.
- A major theme is the return of a loved one who was thought to be lost forever (as in The Tempest and A Winter’s Tale).
- The timeline is confusing. (Donna appears to have been in some 1960s/1970s-style band at the time of Sophie’s conception, even though Sophie must have been born in the late 1980s; similarly, in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, nunneries are mentioned despite the ostensibly ancient Greek setting.)
- There are songs.
Evidence against:
- The dialogue is really bad.
- There aren’t enough dick jokes.
- All of the songs are by ABBA, a musical group that was not active in the early modern era.
Conclusion:
- Shakespeare wrote a comedy/romance with the same plot and characters as Mamma Mia! (called The Three Gentleman Suitors); however, all manuscripts of this play were lost, and the only version that survives is an imperfect illicit transcription of the play by one of his rivals. Through the years, this transcribed version was further changed in accordance with popular tastes (losing the dick jokes in the Victorian Era) and eventually got adapted into an ABBA jukebox musical (mainly because it was in the public domain).
I hate this because it’s true
town crier
Hear ye, hear ye! A message from Lord Johnson to his most loyal subjects! But first… a brief message from his loyal sponsor, ye olde Blue Apron.
Area Man Discovers New Dimension
Becomes Volume Man
Okay so which God do I have to follow to save me from this fucking campaign
YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME
macbeth: Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
no fear shakespeare: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed