every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam

Ms. Frizzle inspired by this post:

What if Carlos is Carlos from The Magic School Bus who was inspired to become a scientist after all the amazing field trips and he only went to Night Vale because it was Mrs. Frizzle’s home town and he just had to know why she was the only teacher he had who could bend the laws of the universe to her will

My theory is Old lady Josie’s last name is Frizzle, she’s gotten a bit dotty in her old age.

*Screeches*

You may think that British stereotypes are incorrect, but in the back of our science GCSE revision guides, there’s a guide to making the perfect cup of tea.

Dear everyone else in Britain: When was this. Is this still around? Because if so I’m never going to be able to take a conversation about the education system seriously ever again. 

I actually remember learning this in biology!

I lost count of the number of times cups of tea were used for education. Like how to write recipes, how to do flow charts and what ever else can be used to explain cups of tea….. it was like the default for everything. 

Chant de l’Oignon (song of the onion)

A march popular among Napoleon’s Imperial Guard.

J’aime l’oignon frît à l’huile,                        I love onion fried with oil, J’aime l’oignon quand il est bon,    I love the onion when it’s good, J’aime l’oignon frît à l’huile,                       I love onion fried with oil,  J’aime l’oignon, j’aime l’oignon.    I love onion, I love onion. (refrain) Au pas camarade, au pas camarade,        Let’s charge comrades, let’s                                                                              charge comrades.

Au pas, au pas, au pas.                           Let’s charge, let’s charge, let’s charge Au pas camarade, au pas camarade,       Let’s charge comrades, let’s charge                                                                        comrades. Au pas, au pas, au pas.                           Let’s charge, let’s charge, let’s charge Un seul oignon frît à l’huile,                      One onion fried with oil, Un seul oignon nous change en lion,         One onion we change into a lion, Un seul oignon frît à l’huile                       One onion fried with oil, Un seul oignon nous change en lion.         One onion we change into a lion, (refrain) Mais pas d’oignons aux Autrichiens,        But no onions for the Austrians Non pas d’oignons à tous ces chiens,       No onions for all these dogs Mais pas d’oignons aux Autrichiens,        But no onions for the Austrians Non pas d’oignons, non pas d’oignons.    No onions, no onions (refrain) Aimons l’oignon frît à l’huile,                    Love the onion fried with oil. Aimons l’oignon car il est bon,                 Love the onion because it’s good, Aimons l’oignon frît à l’huile,                    Love the onion fried with oil. Aimons l’oignon, aimons l’oignon             Love the onion, love the onion.

wtf is this

selflessly reblogging this cos hellotailor and me desperately need the french revolutiont o show up and do something about this benefits cuts bullshit

"if it comes to barricades in britain ill be singing the onion song and u will be too" — typhonatemybaby

This is the picture I commissioned from Gingerhaze! My exact email went like this: "I would like to commission a picture of Hawkeye and Black Widow dressed up like James Bond and a Bond Girl. (I’m not picky on which one is dressed like which, wink wink)" and Noelle knew exactly what to do.

I’m keeping the high-res version all to myself (except for the copy that I’m going to print and hang in my cubicle at work, because people should know who they’re dealing with) :P

Hawkeye’s butt is amazing in high-res, just FYI.

I keep forgetting to post these commissions. Thanks for doing it for me! :D

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