okay but

clint barton and kate bishop in a jaeger

boomerang arrow

Aww, kaiju.

IT’S OKAY I”M GREAT AT PLASMA CANNONS

i’ve gotten like five people asking me for legolas and gimli, so here we are, the pilots of eldandil zenith!

i have no idea how they manage to stay upright with the height discrepancy, someone go ask travis beacham if this sort of thing is important

(for those of you who missed last night’s post, this is the second part of what is apparently becoming another self-indulgent crossover series. part one is here)

For nemithine, who wanted a crack crossover with Pacific Rim, where the Kaiju want to meet their other parent, ie. Loki

You are an epic goddess, you hear me? And the triplets? Or were they born sequentially? Are so gosh darn adorable darlings.

Natasha and Steve. The gifs ARE PERFECT YOU HEAR ME!?

ok, so

sherlock’s first co-pilot was irene, and before her he hadn’t even considered sneezing on a jager, much less climbing in one; he can’t connect with others, ever, and he’d rather cry blood and die of radiation sickness than let someone crawl around in his skull.

but irene is, as always, different, and the way she talks about the methodical stripping and pounding of the monsters back where they came from is its own kind of profane art, and before he knows it he’s letting her inside and they’re on the most exciting london adventure either of them could ever have imagined. (he thinks) he’s inside her head, and all he sees is blinding beauty.

when the kaiju rips her out with them still handshake-mind-soul-locked, it destroys him more completely than the ensuing 20-foot fall into the freezing ocean. he doesn’t waste away on the wall of life, after; he finds everything he can swallow or inject, nearly dies a dozen times and wishes it had worked; hates the kaiju with every fiber of his being but is utterly helpless against them, until, of course:

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POW my new obsession collides with my old obsession. POW SMOOSH. 

Drawing this and listening to the Pacific Rim soundtrack on repeat for 2 days I had some sort of story in my head about how Coulson’s Jaeger was destroyed, his partner lost, so ROmanoff and Barton took him in, er… But summing up- look Strike Team DELTA has got to have 3 people in it okay. 

OH.

MY.

GOD.

fadingtales:

no but what if it was the story where Voldemort’s body wasn’t destroyed when he tried to kill Harry and he ended up in like a coma state or something but he couldn’t die because he had one more horcrux. they keep him in a ward connected to the ministry for “security” reasons (really to examine him, figure out what kind of magic he’s done)

Harry grows up with the Dursleys but goes to Hogwarts, only sans Voldemort’s constant interference (though he does have to deal with the odd old death eater trying to finish him off, which if they only knew, oh, the irony), makes his friends, etc, but… as he goes through puberty he starts getting these flashes of visions. faces bent over his, wands out, a bright glow at the ceiling. and sometimes he starts living these bizarre dreams that just play out while he’s sitting in class or walking around or once, horribly, on the quidditch pitch. (he manages to catch the snitch anyway, of course.) it’s after that Hermione is finally able to convince him to go to Dumbledore. who has Snape begin to teach him occlumency. 

that goes as well as it ever did, but without Voldemort’s return to take Snape’s attention, the lessons continue and despite how much of a total douche Snape is, Harry begins to learn something. First it’s just the occlumency, and then the unvoiced spells — and after that, customising his mind’s defenses, hiding them under mundane thoughts, building traps for unwelcome observers that have them wandering in circles through the tunnels of Hogwarts or the streets around Privet Drive. Harry’s not bad at this part, but of course he tells Ron and Hermione about it, and Hermione really catches onto that bit. Constructing mindloops that fit seamlessly together, painstakingly building hidden traps, she is all over that. 

after graduation, Dumbledore calls Harry to his office once more and tells him (some of) the truth of the matter. That Voldemort still lives, somewhere in the Ministry. That Harry of all people has the necessary connection to him, to access his mind, to bypass his defenses, to find out what it is that he might still hold in his memory that the Ministry so wants — and why he still lives even after all this time. 

So Harry puts together a team…

I would read the HELL out of this AU.

“This is your idea of a rescue mission?”

#this looks more like tony’s been captured by steve #keeping that tag becuase yes #villain steve #(and this is a story where the villain wins) #steve rogers and his sidekick the winter soldier #fierce and brutal and unstoppable