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The Signs as Eurovision Cliches

Aquarius: that Gay™ Jam with the dance routine

Virgo: the Eastern European power ballad

Libra: the ‘we don’t want to win pleas don’t vote for us lmao’ entry

Sagittarius: the unnecessarily sexy song

Taurus: 12 points to your neighbors rule

Aries: nul points for the UK

Gemini: the song that spent the entire budget on lights and shooting fire

Pisces: the song that just doesn’t make sense. at all.

Leo: the Nordic entry that wants to be Lordi but can’t

Capricorn: Graham Norton’s amazing commentary

Scorpio: that awkward shout out to China

Cancer: the middle of the show musical number by the hosts that is either cheesy or brilliant or both

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east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred
west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand
midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so
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a brief review of the new star wars characters

rey: the true mvp 

finn: perfect cinnamon roll too good too pure

poe: sweet gay space son

bb-8: the bravest lil droid in the entire galaxy (must be protected at all costs) 

kylo ren: [slam dunks this child straight into the garbage where he belongs]

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hamiltunes (side a) explained

Alexander Hamilton: the 2009 white house rap feat. everybody
Aaron Burr, Sir: aaron burr doesn't wanna be your senpai alex
My Shot: you know what this song is. everyone knows what this song is. don't act like you don't know what this song is.
The Story Of Tonight: we might all literally die so let's drink and be bros
The Schyuler Sisters: GIRL POWER!!! feat. bustles
Farmer Refuted: ham's dog has more eloquence than samuel seabury
You'll Be Back: george iii is literally the ex you hope never to date in the first place
Right Hand Man: someone please give washington some help. no burr, not you
A Winter's Ball: 20-something males being gross 20-something males
Helpless: eliza is a cinnamon roll too pure, too good for this world
Satisfied: a retrospective soliloquy by a. "i regret this" schuyler
The Story Of Tonight (Reprise): let's drink and be bros at your wedding because we might all literally die
Wait For It: aaron burr do you need a hug
Stay Alive: ham wouldn't have been that inexperienced and ruinous
Ten Duel Commandments: a guide on how to foreshadow ironically, by lin-manuel miranda
Meet Me Inside: george washington would be your senpai if you let him alex
That Would Be Enough: did lotteries even exist back then because ham sure won with eliza
Guns And Ships: i don't know if you're speaking french or english lafayette, slow down un peu oui?
History Has Its Eyes On You: i need help from that guy i fired: a memoir by george washington
Yorktown: "i can't literally die anymore because i might actually have to run a country?? eliza's pregnant???" - alexander hamilton
What Comes Next?: i'm a single independent nation who doesn't need no george iii
Dear Theodosia: those 20-something males are fathers with dreams and hopes for their kids and my god i'm crying
Non-Stop: ham is the actual energizer bunny
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Oh my god.

I’m studying for my medical terminology quiz today and saw that the prefix “Alb” means “white.” So I went and looked up the suffix “us” on a whim and found it’s meant to denote masculine gender, nominative case, or singular number.

Which means that the name Albus basically translates out to “a white guy.”

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