eyeballs-for-sale reblogged
Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.
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To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses
This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?
Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”
Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”