stupid stupid stupid YOURE STUPIDDDD!!! IM SMART!!! YOURE... STUPID!!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!! GOD GOD GOD GOD!!! YOURE STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID!!!
@jerkyhooves You big stinky doody head...stupid.. hmph. [ @extradan Hope I did your style well enough.]
Somewhat I have a feeling I know why
3 years ago, I've blessed the world with this gift on Reddit
However, it was taken for.
"Now I cannot unsee it", they say.
From a blessing, quickly it shifted into a curse.
But the community remained safe for years later, as it remained dormant, shielded from peoples' eyes.
Until this very week! an brave explorer has opened the pandora box and unleashed a surge unspeakable evil across twitter.
The response was overwhelming. Lives were changed, taken even! altered and never given back, many victims have been claimed.
But, some immune to the dread my "gift" has brought, had the audacity to call me
"A Fraud!"
"A LIAR"
"You don't fucking see it."
Well, non believers.. doubting ME?? ME?????? hehe..hoho... witness my wrath!!! as I give "ugly sonic" NEW LIFE!!!! ITS OVER!!
It's been 8 years since my lovely smexy face returned to Tumblr, and I wanna thank all my awesome followers for stickin' around with me for so long! You guys rock (but not as much as me, of course)!
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Does Tumblr work for you yet.
Not yet, however like the first bought and last sold your common Bored Ape NFT, I am sure Matt Mullenweg will finally come around and sell me this struggling platform for what may be the casual spending you would be make buying any last minute groceries at your local 7/11 location, its just a matter of patience in this game of pump and dump these corps have been playing over the last decade.
On Thursday, we’re going to introduce ads on Tumblrs, so that later this year people can start making money from their blogs.
Tumblr is a place where brilliant, creative, funny, impossible people shape culture. Some of you have even turned your passions into jobs: book deals, music careers, paid gigs with the Creatrs program. Now, (soon!) that opportunity will be available to any eligible Tumblr—poet, musician, fan artist, and misfit weirdo memelord alike.
Some things you’re probably wondering:
Do you have to? Good question. No, you can turn off on-blog advertising in settings if you’re not comfortable with it.
When? Who? How? How much? Also good questions! We’re still working out the details of the partner program but as soon as we have details to share, we’ll make announcements right here on trusty Staff. Just so you know: You won’t be able to make money until you register for the program—which is coming soon.
Okay, cool. Ta ta for now!
Wow I know it might have been almost a decade since this was posted, but I just got my first pay, it includes almost all 8 years of profit I've accumulated over the years on all of my blogs, probably enough to buy the cheapest brand new car on the car marketplace.
It's that time of year again, my dudez. Have a merry Christmas! Or Hearth's Warming...or Winter Wishes or...whatever the hell you call it.
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@darkfiretaimatsu & Random Bedlam
much swag much yolo
is he wrong though
I honestly still thought the new tumblr UI was made to poke fun at twitter
i dont know how to feel now that its a permanent part of tumblr now
PLEASE HELP A FRIEND!!!!!!!
My friend @askbananapie is in DIRE need of financial support. If you can't send money, SPREAD THE WORD LIKE WILDFIRE!!!!
I am desperate and praying for a miracle if you can spare something even less than a dollar it would mean the world me , if you can't please just reblog
•••please stop if you see this ••• this is quite a bit embarrassing but
Hey guys, I absolutely hate begging for money, but I have no choice.
I’m still struggling to get backup on my feet after losing my job and I’m behind on this months utility bill
Yo, go and give Banana Pie some money! Hell, give `m all your money if ya have to!
Remember that time Avante drew bottomless Jerky Whooves? :y
Shit was wild, I think for the longest time I couldn't tell her pusspuss was a lil out until later and to a point it was like a oh well it's been on my blog long enough lmao
Legend
No but this website got me all used up
*sees tumblr's new UI*
Haha nice one, Xkit
*turns off Xkit*
*refreshes Tumblr*
oh pog?
dan, ive got a terminal illness, and the only cure is a picture of a boobie,,, one boobie is all i require or i will die....
Gentlemen, I think we finally found a way to kill him
oh i just asked bc me and him are friends still. And LOL yeah he would draw lewd stuff, but deleted his blog and while back
Oh gotcha gotcha! Nice to know hes still surviving out there in this world of whack
You still talk to sgtpiggy?
w ho? ?
Seems like my last interactions, at least on Tumblr, were about as a bit over a decade old, their art seems familiar but I dont remember of what our interactions used to be, they seemed to have short lived.
Why you ask? they probably must have been someone cool if I have had a mention of them more than multiple times on my blog
Its all coming together now, we're they drawing lewd? 🤓
