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If two rats met in a cage would they work together to escape or fight to death
Conclusion They would blow the place up
If two rats met in a cage would they work together to escape or fight to death
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Bitch I live
TAKES THAT BACK I DONT LIVE -siren noises- -jumps out of the window and flees-
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*making a large pot of baked beans* Has anyone seen @beanzoshitmada ???
Not recently, no… why the pot of beans?
I figured Mccree would be happy if someone made some beans so I decided I would
Thats a nice gesture. Did you put brown sugar in it?
Howdy, @theroadiesthog. I’m- uhhh, McCree. Definitely NOT an alternate universe’s McCree. Anyway, can I have those beans?
WHO ARE YOU, SIR YOU ARE NOT MCCREE
bigmommamorcy
THAT’S NOT MY SON
robotic-asian-death-monk
Be nice morcy let the man have his damn beans
beanzoshitmada
I find the fact you’re not cooking me alive disturbing.
No, everyone already roasts on you enough nee-san.
beanzoshitmada
I need to be roasted so much I d i e
spacecowboymccree
Woah that imposter sure was weird. can I have the beans?
I think Mako made enough for everyone.
robotic-asian-death-monk
Yay beans i want some ketchup with mine (who gets the reference?)
//too soon// I dont really care for beans. @theroadiesthog Can you make me something else instead?
I’m not a chef, Jack! You will eat some beans and you will like it!
I don’t like them though.
robotic-asian-death-monk
HE MADE THE DAMN BEANS NOW EAT THEM (also the book came out in 1950)
((its always too soon)) Ill swallow my pride. And eat the beans.
bigmommamorcy
eat the b e a n s
Please just stop being stubborn and the the beans… please
I’ll eat the damn beans.
👀 I heard beans what's this talk bout
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@bigmommamorcy Ma chérie, we have a wedding to plan!
bigmommamorcy
Oh yes! What should we plan first, the cake?
robotic-asian-death-monk
Don’t get me started on cake
dirtyoverworstconfessions
You’ll get chips,I swear
We went with red velvet.
robotic-asian-death-monk
FUCK YES
I’m not even going to ask
robotic-asian-death-monk
Remember the cake discourse of satya and mako’s wedding? Cuz i do.
We dont talk about that
What the
Mei: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Junkrat: [to Roadhog] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
Roadhog: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.
Junkrat: Good thinking, fuck the system.
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Lucio: You have really pretty eyes.
Junkrat: Thanks. I need them to see.
Roadhog: I regret doing this…
Junkrat: Coming here or being my bodyguard?
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Hanzo: You're on fire
Junkrat: Thanks
Hanzo: No, like, you're literally on fire
Junkrat: Your point?
Junkrat: No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.
Store worker: I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.
Junkrat: That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, mate, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?
Store worker: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
Junkrat: Ooh! Does it...
Store worker: -no, it does not breath fire.
Junkrat: Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?
D.Va: What do you think Jamison will do for a distraction?
Roadhog: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
[building explodes and several car alarms sound]
Roadhog: …or he could do that.
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Efi in Antique Shop “Junkrat & Roadhog”
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The sounds of Junkrat
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