Fanfic authors are amazing like they could be literally anyone. That one coffee au you read last night? Could have been written by morgan freeman who knows

Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

He is risen indeed

mood

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ever since i left the city

Where did the theory that your Hogwarts letter comes on your 11th birthday come from?

Harry’s didn’t come on his birthday, it came a week or so before–late July, about the same time the supply lists come every summer, and the OWL and NEWT marks. Hagrid caught up with him on his birthday, and July 31 was the deadline to confirm admission–but July 31 is a totally reasonable deadline to confirm admission for a September 1 start.

It’s a total coincidence that Harry gets to actually read his letter on his birthday. They just come in late July. (Or occasionally a bit later, when the DADA professor is especially pokey with the book list.)

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Happy International Women’s Day!