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River: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

The Doctor: River... what did you do?

River: A MISTAKE

Me; That description was oddly descriptive as if OP has done it...

you'll never know darling...

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was gonna sleep early (relative) but found out my friend went drinking so now gonna stay up just to make sure they get home safe after the inuman sesh

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River: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

The Doctor: River... what did you do?

River: A MISTAKE

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"i need to clean my room / do the dishes / do the laundry" = boring, horrific, makes it seem like a burden.

"i'm tending to my realm / the magic tower needs maintenance / i'm restoring the kingdom to what it was" = beautiful, amazing, spetacular, joyful, full of childlike wonder, actually describes what the task feels like as opposed to what it is

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y'know I always wonder whether the TARDIS can feel anger or fury AND act upon it. when her Water was being abused and tortured by Madame Eyepatch, she'd have seen that, yeah? that's a very interesting potential fic plotline. or is there a fic with that kinda plot already? honestly there should be more fics in the River & TARDIS tag. their relationship interests me so much.

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  • After leaving Nyssa, Tegan, and Marc behind, the Fifth Doctor had several adventures on his own. Eventually, he encountered his Eleventh self, and he decided to return to his companions because he didn't want to be like him - companionless and disparaged in 1892. (Audio: Thin Time)

NO WAY. Am I getting more substantial proof of my "DoctorRiver had a row and they parted then he went off to Victorian London because that was an era River loved cause he was hoping he'd bump into her there and reconcile" headcanon???

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