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@existencebringsonlypain

free palestine, but please stop sending me fundraisers, I have 0 dollars in my bank account heyo, i'm geek! she/they/any; aroace who are all you new people and where are you coming from minor safe? I'm a minor as well. I'm not work safe tho. won't promise E ratings time zone's EST, mostly active in the mornings/after school hours i write! my ao3's GeekTheSiren, comment im begging you mostly reblogs, the occasional post and a media analysis once in a blue moon banner by @hecateisalesbian (i miss him), but I shifted the colors idgaf about the shows my badges are for, just wanted to confuse someone ◊ dm me if you want my phone number before kosa kills us all
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I cant describe how much I love things like wrinkles and body hair and asymmetry and body fat and aaaaaa!!!! little things! humans are not mannequins, we are people who grew in a womb and lived in the world before becoming who we are. we are not perfect beings, there are little things that live on in us. smile lines are joyous and i love human beings

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queenoforeos

hey guys we should make soup lemme start

water

uhhh veggies

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bobcross1010

isopropyl alcohol

i want to see you hanging on the streets

woah woah calm down let's all take a step back and drink the alcohol veggie soup

okay okay fine.

double it and give it to @nenerobopistol

shit

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eggwishing

I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

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if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

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