how does sex work. like i feel like there's no position in which it would be comfortable. the sex organs are in such inconvenient places, I can't imagine it would be totally comfortable for either party
I cant describe how much I love things like wrinkles and body hair and asymmetry and body fat and aaaaaa!!!! little things! humans are not mannequins, we are people who grew in a womb and lived in the world before becoming who we are. we are not perfect beings, there are little things that live on in us. smile lines are joyous and i love human beings
The Owl House 🦉✨
my full piece for @tohgrimoire!
psst... two and a half weeks, y'all.
kinda obsessed with these, clearly beginner, rings on Etsy being marketed as garnet when i'd bet money that they are glass
the metal work is. certainly better than what i've ever made, so i don't want to speak to harshly. but uh. um.
sex as part of pride and asexuality as part of pride can coexist. the inclusion of one does not have to mean the exclusion of the other
hey guys we should make soup lemme start
water
uhhh veggies
isopropyl alcohol
i want to see you hanging on the streets
woah woah calm down let's all take a step back and drink the alcohol veggie soup
okay okay fine.
double it and give it to @nenerobopistol
shit
I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!
when the people you murdered just come back to haunt you as you die
"I love you. I'll be home soon."
I'm curious...
Reblog to make the post go 'round and all that. Maybe explain in the tags or replies why you're using the theme you're using if you want.
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....
COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)
we have to get boys dressing better. NOT in suits like the twitter menswear guy wants. flowy robes maybe. or microbikinis