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Part-time grandmother by trade. Don’t be surprised if I live up to my handle. He/him
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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.

A lot of people in the reblogs are referencing that meme to say that Laios is eating all the chess pieces while Kabru’s not looking, which isn’t really true in my opinion. For him to eat the pieces would imply that he’s also playing chess, or is interested in competing against Kabru at anything, or that he’s interested in the chess pieces to begin with. He doesn’t even know a game’s going on! The scenario is more like Kabru sits him down after going though 8000 simulations in his head, puts a chess board in between them, and before he can start setting up the pieces, Laios mistakes that chess board for a dinner plate and slams one of these down onto it.

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This is a Sudanese campaign low on funds that needs more reach and attention. Please help by sharing the link above to your socials.

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Update: $439 / $10,000

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update on @/ghada-family

as of 11/15/24 the campaign is at €4,580/€20,000 and Ghada has expressed worry over donations recently slowing down/stopping completely.

to refresh those who may not remember or simply haven't seen my other posts Ghada's family consists of his elderly parents (Nabil, 62 and Fatima, 57), his younger brother (Khaled, 23), his 2 married brothers (Mohamed and Ahed) and each of their 3 kids (Lama, Nabil, Amir and Fatima, Iman, Noor). the family is still trying their best to survive the harsh conditions they're subjected to and aim to raise the enough to help them cross over from Gaza into Egypt. Ghada told me that just today he'd lost his uncle and his son to an attack. he doesn't want to lose anyone else. if you can: reblog, donate, and keep the family in your thoughts.

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Baking tip: If you want a fluffier cake, brownie, cookie, or what have you, mix the baking soda and/or baking powder in as the last thing you do before putting it in the pre-heated oven. That kind of leavening agent, sodium carbonate and bicarbonate, starts to react the moment it touches the wet ingredients, and there will be less of it to rise the more it sits without baking. Mixing it in last ensures that there’s as much agent to rise when it can.

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