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i forgot to post them here too but i made this for the Homecoming premiere and i also wore it it looks really shitty but fuck i felt like a kid again i loved this movie i am going to watch it 12 more times on a daily basis until they pull it from theaters in which ill gonna hide in said theater and watch it in the backroom living off nothing but overpriced drinks and popcorn

1000000/10 movie. best marvel move and hero movie imo to date. if this movie was a physical being i would not only take a bullet for them (i.e. Uncle Ben) i would marry it, and live the rest of my life caring for it as i have never seen something more beautiful in my entire life. After seeing this i can say with 100% confidence i am prepared to die, Heaven or Hell, i am ready to face the unanswerable journey of the afterlife knowing full well I have seen my favorite superhero done justice. Thank you Marvel if the laws of nature allowed it i would bear your children.

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I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

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What I Want From Borderlands 3: more lore about the Eridians, less of a focus on Handsome Jack and Hyperion, something about The Sirens, the Vaults, the Eridians and how they’re connected, side missions featuring characters from Tales of The Borderlands

What We’ll Probably Get: *Claptrap voice* NOW EVERYONE DO THE HARLEM SHAKE *a chunk of the landscape falls down and kills one of the likable characters from Tales of as Handsome Jack’s NEW cyber ghost calls you a cuck*

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phroyd

It is the heat rather than the humidity.

Buzzfeed is the latest national news site to report on what residents of Arizona cannot avoid — a hellscape second in the Inner Solar System only to the surface of Venus in parched, inhospitable real estate.

It’s all literally just melting.

Man, they built a city in the middle of the fucking desert. Color me shocked.

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Most of this stuff has been in place for decades. It’s only melting this summer. This is shocking. This is Climate Change. Stay tuned.

yeah… they built cities in the desert designed to LAST in the desert. shit should not be melting. it’s an average of 120F/48.8C there.

hey so i live here and uh….. yeah people’s dog’s paws are being badly burned, people’s skin/bodies are being burned, our homeless population is absolutely frying out here and the people of Tucson happen to be… decidedly dispassionate about the safety of these homeless people so if you’d be so kind, please donate to some of the shelters and organizations out here because there is virtually no shade on our streets and no humidity or breeze at all

and if you live here too, have a heart. i spent the last three bucks in my bank account on water for a gentleman who was out in the hot sun holding a sign at an intersection and he almost cried for it. everyone deserves a little help, especially when it’s 110 degrees before 9 am.

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yo guys im gonnve be fucking honest

i cant stop fucking crying spiderman is said to be so good im fucking tearing up i just love him so much fuck im fucking sobbing im gonna sob in theaters and they’re gonna have to escort a lil crying, ugly 18 year old teenager in a shitty spiderman costume out of the theater which will make me cry even more fuck im so happy

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Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

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the new tumblr “safe mode” is shit

  • so tumblr recently unveiled it’s new safe mode that blocks “sensitive content” on dashboards and completely on mobile.
  • if you’re under 18, there’s no way to turn it off. 
  • it wouldn’t be too much of a problem if it was just like blocking p/orn or ns/fw art or anything, but, as it’s tumblr and therefore not a functioning website, it blocks like everything else except that stuff
  • for example, it blocks a ton of posts having to do with anything lgbt-related…. because kids need to be protected from the big scary gays amirite….
  • and also it blocks a ton of other innocent stuff like comic edits that have nothing inappropriate at all about them??

tldr; tumblr is censoring non nsf/w gay content just for the hell of it. you can let them know how you feel about that here

below the readmore are some examples of posts blocked by safe mode

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