can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this

He just has one little question.

@elder-sister

nyah edgeworth friday

I'm so fascinated by the choices made with the taguel in Awakening. If someone told me they put rabbit people in a game that does admittedly come with a bunch of fanservice designs and all, I would assume like... cute little cotton tail and regular bunny ears, I guess.

But the taguel look so fucked up lmao. In a good way. I LOVE their design. They look like an experiment gone wrong. Their ears in their human form always concern me because okay... that's your skin... that makes sense... it looks a bit fucked up but it makes sense. They turn into these huge rabbits that look ready to tear someone apart limb by limb. They have red eyes. What are those clawed fingers, oh my goodness, that looks like a rat hand.

They're perfect in every way.

teaching robin the essentials

full view ⬇️

I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There's one incredibly close to you at this very second

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

"Jason went after Joker so it was his own fault he died"

..I hope you step on big ass, glass Legos with bare feet bitch-- but no seriously that's not the issue. He went after his MOTHER and went to help her, that's the gist..yes?? We're on the same page?? And then..yeah?

His mother..betrayed him. Right? Yeah. And THEN..the Joker did his little dancy dance and fucking killed them cuz he's insane and evil. Like..Joker was the only thing at fault.

(And thr dc writers for..not killing him after that..)

The two tracks werent synced right and it sounds like everything’s gone to shit at MTT Resort

Found this digging through my tags, though you might like it.

What The Fuck Kind Of Hotel Is This, All The Employees Are Trying To Kill Me

I have this idea/theory that like when Bruce was just starting out, early twenties, “im going to make a difference!” batman, he was like known, somewhat, by at least most of the crinimals, oh some dude dressed as a bat beat up larry the other day? Hm. skill issue. Type of thing..

And then one night, theres a goon on patrol for some little operation. A more… violent goon lets say. And Bruce lands in front of him, cape billowing, white eyes narrowed, and the goon is like “shiii he does look pretty cool. Fuck ‘im tho.” and he does what any other goon would do, he pulls out his gun and fires. Once. Twice. Three times. 

He sees the bullets make contact. Watches as they hit the suit. Go through it. Because this is still prototype four or five, its not fully kevlar, atp its still basically just cloth with some armor in certain places. 

The goon can see blood circles forming where the bullets hit. Blood drips to the floor. But Bruce? Bruce keeps on walking towards him, not a limp or waver in his step. Because its Gotham. Because if he wasn't willing and prepared to get shot at he should've picked a different city. 

And thats when The Bat becomes infamous. Because what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck he just keeps coming- i shot him three times-!

And years later, when Dick is on clean up duty as punishment for some elaborate stunt he pulled, organizing old files and plugging them into the batcomputer, he finds the file. And holy shit. Thats- actually kinda cool…

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

Batman and Robin 2023 #15

Searching for the Heart. by Uroad7

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

miku heritage post

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(@luxury-nightmare)

Now listen: I do not ship Junithena. HOWEVER, I like the idea that everyone would think they were in a relationship because of how annoyingly sappy they are. They are very much in love. As friends. Platonic soulmates. But everyone else just sees them say these gay-ass lines and think otherwise.