A Harry Potter spell that would cause your opponent to immediately orgasm would probably be very effective

Cinemasins my muse

Point out every mistake in their reasoning, actions, and logic, everything they didn’t do nearly as well as they should have, or inconsistencies. Mun will tally all the sins to come up with a verdict at the end of the sinning.

Time for this meme is determined by the mun.

Okay, I’ve tried really hard, but that’s the lowest quality photos I have ever taken of myself. Yesterday (or two days ago, whatever) I was dared to do a closet cosplay of one of my favourite characters (or Eriu was, also, whatever). So this is what I managed today. Morrigan from DragonAge: Origins. Because yes.

(Also, finally found a reason to show off my awesome crotcheted Morrigan hoodie. After I made it I realised it’s a bit too revealing to wear in public just over my bra. Oh well…)

isabela: i keep telling you, kitten, get a pair of proper boots. like mine! merrill: i can’t, i just can’t. your boots go on forever, i’d get so lost in them. i’ve dropped marbles in them, they take an eternity to reach the bottom! isabela: …that’s the reason I’ve been finding marbles in my boots?

This made me laugh out loud in the middle of class.

Tag your oc who loves plants and flowers and has their home/room full of them.

For every "♡" I get I'll give a tip on how to win my muse's heart.

date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books

I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine

And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.

I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house

I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately. 

I’ll switch between you and others several times whenever it pleases me

I’m not going to spend any money on you unless you can tell me something I don’t already know about the Cold War.

I used to date your twin, but I lost her.

When you get old and worn out I’ll replace you with a digital copy that will never age.  

I’ll occasionally take you off the shelf and open you up to inhale the sweet smell of your innards

I’ll ignore you for tumblr and videogames

I’ll dip into you exactly when I feel like it for as long as I feel like it. It might well take me weeks to finish you. Months.

I’ll shoot you with a laser and then stuff your body in a crate with dozens of others.

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

via

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

Painting Korra from Frozen Yogurt! Got tons of requests to upload this. Enjoy!!! ʘ‿ʘ

honestly how the fuck.

what

What,

@youkaiyume

haha, honestly I had a coworker who did this all the time, painting stuff on random pictures of food because he liked the color scheme and then piling on more random food pictures for texture. I saw him paint some sort of epic harpy girl out of ramen once.

I want to watch this guy draw everything, he’s so fuckin’ hype

THIS IS SO REFRESHING! HE’S SO HYPE ABOUT HIS ART!!

When your young padawan makes a good call

For the love of God, unmute

I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

I will never forgive them for cutting out this scene.

Tumblr app doesn’t show this gif set but I already know what it is. No need to hesitate to reblog.

And he did this just before a road trip, stuck in the car with his parents asking what he was thinking.

Big D