❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞
scandal sentence starters aka lots of angst, sex, and murder
“Pick the most expensive one, something made of fine materials. Precious metals, rare fine interior, silk, gemstones. Go wild. Yolo.”
inspired by (x)
Anonymous asked:
"Oh fuck, that's good!"
Send my character things that would be said during sex. They’ll have to come up with an alternate situation for them!
“... You’ve eaten that?... It was completely burned.”
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Wander Over Yonder - I’m the Bad Guy
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#im very bothered by her paw #very very bothered
omg I never noticed before
wordsnquotes
I will love you the exact way I always wanted to be loved.
Carrie Rudzinski, “Open Letter To The Last Person I Will Ever Love” (via wordsnquotes)
Source: wordsnquotes.com
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Round Two || Phoe and Mora
“Yeah well….” Talking to you is like talking to a fence post. “I feel like I have to explain things to you, that I really shouldn’t… but if you make Wolfie happy.” Beat. “Do you know how hard it is to talk to someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm?”
“No. How hard is it?”
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*gives a badass sister trophy*
“You like me, you really really like me!”
“You ask weird questions and make confusing comments, but… sisterly love amazes me. Wish I had a sibling like that… Or was that sarcasm?”
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The Shovel Talk || Closed
“Uhm… yeah.” Beat. “I… I should.. probably go…” Before I start saying shit that is going to piss Wolfie off without meaning to. That little blush made her raise her brow, wondering what he saw in this chick but not like she was going to ask that. Ha look at her being all grown up and mature and shit. “Just so you know.. I got my eye on you…. shovel talk… and all that jazz… yeah.”
“— A shovel?”
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The Shovel Talk || Closed
“Oh… kay… not exactly what I meant.. but good to know, not hitting my brother, ever.” Beat. “You do know there are other ways to hurt people right..” Her lips pursed at that, jaw clenching for a moment as she shook her head. “Like.. not just hitting right…”
“I— I’d rather—” Mora bit her lips, looking around to find an escape route. Was that really what she signed up for finally telling Fen stuff he did not realise? Should she have known it would be like this? Wrapped arms around herself in a tight hug. “Can we postpone this conversation? I’m really not feeling okay.”
Anonymous asked:
Would you rather Wolf sex or common sex?
Let’s play NSFW Would You Rather? in honor of Sexual Sunday!
“… Do people really do these things with animals? Or are you just trying to make fun of me? Is that normal? Don’t make me get a lawyer, they’re expensive... What am I even talking about here. Explain ‘common sex’.”
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Send me a ✉ and I will generate a random text from this website that my muse will send to yours.
[Text: Wrong Number] When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and you’re surprised you get one in return. He just got on my “to do” list.
[text] To do what?
alaron-fenrirdottir
“A little hurt, but people get over it. And I know you aren’t talking about Steve.”
“— How do you know I’m not talking about Steve?”
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turning up at a party with your cool friend
fxnrisulfr
“Probably the best sex I’d had in years.”
“— I don’t know how it’s done. I mean, I do, but I don’t. Not sure if it would be that great.”