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🍞EvilBreadCrimeOrg.🍞

@evilpuff

Professional Crime Lord/hater of Puff/very evil/TAKING BREAK FROM ASKS I MUST COMMIT CRIMES
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Anonymous asked:

Don’t you ever get tubby from all the bread? You are a small any after all

When you’re full, do you ever turn into a little ball that your minions have to roll or carry around?

TUBBY?
LITTLE BALL???
How dare you disrespect The Evil Puff you foolish mortal! I'll have you know I
stay in excellent form!
Running a criminal organization
requires hard work and dedication
tomischievous activities!
and guns!
...and minions to carry you when
you're too full!
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Anonymous asked:

Maybe you and normal Puff and work out your differences with a hug? :)

Hug my enemy? The Evil Puff does not
involve her self in such sentiments!
I mean doesn't hurt to try?
Unless you're too chicken?
I AM NO COWARD!
Hmmmm so how should we hug?
Like a side hug or bear hug?
Just do a NORMAL hug! Aren't you
known as normal puff???
Yeahhh but-
Oh my crumbs-
Like this!
• • • • • •
You've tricked me you sugar craved
freak!
..no, no I didnt
.....so you gonna let go or?
NO MORE KIND GESTURES
ALLOWED!
..........
YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY
RUINED MY EVIL CAREER

(real account @puffpastrycrimewatch )

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It’s a messy piece of fanart I did last night… but I drew the evil puff.

You can keep this for yourself or show evil puff… hope you like it though ^_^

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I love it!!!!!!🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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evilpuff
Amazing artistry you truly capture my
good side!
ALL MY SIDES LOOK GOOD!!!
Excellent taste mortal!
Perhaps I will spare you when I take
over the world!
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*gives bread* please spare me evil puff!!

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Ah, a clever ploy, mortal!
Offering bread to appease The Evil
Puff?
Your breads may buy you a temporary
reprieve from my mischievous
machinations!
For now, you have earned a moment of
respite!!!
Mwehehhee!!
...or perhaps just a moment of bread
appreciation..
What heinous creature would make
you into a "bread bowl"?!?!
OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!
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Not to patronize you Evil Puff...

But u so cute and smol!!

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Curses! How dare you belittle

THE Evil Puff!

I may be small, but my kneeding fists pack a punch of pure bready peril!
Beware, for cuteness can be deceiving!
and I shall crumble my foes with crumbs of chaos!
Mwahaha!!!!!!...
..or maybe a little chuckle..
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