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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!
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Kris, your boyfriend is GNC as fuck
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Today's Seal Is: Crevice Creeper
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I could make some sort of a concoction
I could concoct
But would you? Will you?
They say one coction conned keeps a dozen in their decanters.
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yesterday's halloween piece
i need to find more ppl with the same gender worms as me cause idk i feel like being genderfluid/multigender is a somewhat isolating from the mainstream trans “community”
couple of weeks ago ian and i went to the grocery store and he parked next to a subaru outback with a massive mountain goats sticker on the window so i said before opening my door “dude you parked next to a gay person” and when i stepped out i accidentally made eye contact with the gay person opening the car on the driver side.
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Remember divorce is always an option
Even before marriage?
Of course
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not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing
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natashafromfallout
reblog if you can see the HUD
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one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses
bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab
everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually
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mothercain-deactivated20231124
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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?
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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled
i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school
Me in a Starbucks: It's Mike-India-Kilo-Echo
The Barista: Order for your Kindy Achillo-Hecko sir