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This is a safe space for: Queer people, Systems, Alterhumans, "cringe" people, alternative fashion/viewpoint people, all other that should be included that i forgot to name!
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OOC: NOTE THINGY

50 Notes and ill tell my parents i want psychological help again

200 Notes and ill study ahead in french

700 Notes and ill study ahead in maths(god no)

900 Notes and ill study the whole next theme for the rest of this year for history

1200 Notes and ill actually take care of myself

1500 Notes and ill do own brain studies n stuff

1800 Notes ill continue learning to code and making my own website

2000 Notes and ill actually do the damn thing ive been trying to do

??? Notes random option you choose what i should do(not of the list above) and also the note amount needed. im gonna put them in a random wheel or do a poll

EDIT1: i forgot to add rules.... maryland pls only like an eight of the postlimit max (this includes all ur blogs) everyone else free tho

EDIT2: changing Note amounts cuz holy hell

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Silly Game Time: Let's all make a monster together! You get to pick *one* classically monstrous trait, and tomorrow I'll let you know what we'll all have produced together.

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HORNS

I NEED TWIRLY HORNS

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This is what the spread looked like day 1:

close ups:

November 10th: full project complete

Everyone in here:

@sarah-ankh @kianf1sh @decafcatfeen @the-official-goose-god @riiviir @yourlocalbadgerscales @names-confuse-me

@thee-tired-0ne @theetherealraphael @that-0ne-sam @thatoneaceidiot @thee-tired-0ne @nanochittle @walking-at-nighttime-is-the-life @aristarxs @marbledew

@theetherealraphael @nanochittle @some-rando-with-internet @thee-tired-0ne @maryland6th @marylandaccountx4 @marylandaccountx3 @maryland-no-rabies

@adonis-bomb-emoji @urnmbr1fan @millyzasilly @t9-anon @lucky-cat-anon @theacemagpie @violet-hady

@cassylost-inspace @zombieefish @kasperszilliez @bl00dy-bvnn1 @violet-hady @shark-tranny @cado-thingy

@yoyleberry-eater @svgarbvg @adonis-bomb-emoji @aireezerb @millyzasilly @creature498

@literal-trans-beans @the-real-gmail @that-0ne-sam @ryuatewater @zee-thezebra @desklamper @millyzasilly @cassylost-inspace

@bl00dy-bvnn1 @aut1smkid

@bast-the-best26 @emdabitchass @if-chaos-was-a-boy-deactivated2 @deciduowl

@france-the-third @adonis-bomb-emoji @adonis-bomb-emoji @antikittysocial @lmanburgseulogy

@voxxxlol @tattletales-world

yippee

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taahko

>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine

>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case

>grabs it before i can

>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"

>go to cold medicine aisle

>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case

>nobody shows up

>ring again

>nobody shows up

>check case

>case is unlocked

>take cold medicine and go to check out

>grab toothpaste from unmanned register

>have to use self checkout

>scan cold medicine

>"age verification needed please wait for employee"

>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves

>finish self checkout

>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door

another beautiful non hostile day in our great country

i cannot emphasize enough how 5 years ago you could walk into a store and pick up the item you wanted and buy it and leave . it sounds like a fairytale now but it was true.

yall cant do that????

what is this, a dystopia?

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fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

Look closely at the spelling on your post

can of tuba

Can of tuba

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that-0ne-sam

can of tuba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

might i ask of a favor?

You do have a tag list, right?

Mutual, and partner of mutuals... I apologize for this.

THANK YOUUUUUUU

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fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

Look closely at the spelling on your post

can of tuba

Can of tuba

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that-0ne-sam

can of tuba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

might i ask of a favor?

You do have a tag list, right?

Avatar
reblogged

fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

Look closely at the spelling on your post

can of tuba

Can of tuba

Avatar
that-0ne-sam

can of tuba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

Avatar
reblogged

fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

Look closely at the spelling on your post

can of tuba

Can of tuba

Avatar
that-0ne-sam

can of tuba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

Avatar
reblogged

fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

Look closely at the spelling on your post

can of tuba

Can of tuba

Avatar
that-0ne-sam

can of tuba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

Avatar
reblogged

fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

Look closely at the spelling on your post

can of tuba

Can of tuba

Avatar
that-0ne-sam

can of tuba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

Avatar
reblogged

fish and chips but I’m broke so it’s a bag of lays and a can of tuba

Can of tuba

Look closely at the spelling on your post

can of tuba

Can of tuba

Avatar
that-0ne-sam

can of tuba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

10k to me

Britain get back here

no

this will not be 10k

this is a flop post I made a minor spelling error on

nope

they won’t do it

Maryland please

I beg of thee

you may beg of maryland, but you haven't begged of me.

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