o, who hath done this deed?

just found the most fucked up plane

bro what

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes

life is too short not to believe that man is gay

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.

Thank you to Natalie Comins for the photo! No one hates New Zealanders. https://ift.tt/2xbctZ0

you’re wearing his cardigan. i’ve struck a blood deal with his mob boss father, befriended and invested myself in the romantic life of his little sister, and am tormenting him with slutty 3am texts and sunglasses photos. we are not the same

date idea: we watch broadchurch together and you let me tell you about every actor who was also on doctor who and you say things like "wow" "that's interesting" "you know so much you're very smart and handsome"

Mark Rothko, Four Darks in Red, 1958

Oil on canvas, 101 13/16 × 116 3/8 in. (258.6 × 295.6 cm)

so-called free thinkers when their friend stretches and their top rides up exposing their soft and vulnerable tummy

post-nona the ninth update to this post

i just…. yeah. non-tlt fans seeing this, i promise this chart actually makes sense in context... it’s complicated okay

@linasreverie @teqiilasunriise actually i was referencing when john did directly kill g1deon:

and it’s actually hilarious i needed to clarify this because there’s multiple instances where john arguably killed g1deon lmaooo like sir can u stop sending your bestie to his death for FIVE MINUTES

I know Abigail saying Ianthe was "never quite the thing" is probably meant to reference some kind of political beef between them, but I just have this mental image of 16 year old Abigail being handed baby Ianthe at whatever the evil necromancer equivalent of a christening party is and just immediately deciding that this baby's vibes were weird.

saw this polar bear picture and couldn't resist

alright everyone

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that