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lostcap

my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.

he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win

Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”

Imagine your OTP

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sabriel-otp

*screams* 

Sam in the hospital after a hunt gone wrong and it just happens to be the hospital that mojoless Gabriel has been hiding out at after the fall!!! 

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ballpointe

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

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Look guys, I know the challenge is for a good cause but if you live in California please don’t do it! We’re in the middle of a serious drought and all the water that you use, counts! The water you use for the challenge including the ice, is contributing to this emergency level drought! If you really feel the need to do the challenge, change it so it won’t affect our water usage! Cram a shit ton of ice cream in your mouth if you have to but PLEASE stop doing the challenge if you live in California! Spread the word! Here are some links to educate yourself. A serious one: http://nationalreport.net/ice-bucket-challenge-contributing-california-drought/ A funny yet logical one: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcmOuww-D8

This is a damn good point. If you live in California maybe wait till the drought is over before you do it.

Ideas for Ice Bucket Challenge modifications I can think of: -using ice cream like the OP suggested -using freezers in some way -popsicles -try those little ice balls they sell that substitute for ice cubes…just buy a ton of those, freeze them up good, and dump them on your head (They’re technically still ice cubes) -try freezing other liquids than water…juice and soda come to mind for starters -if you live on the beach I imagine the water gets colder at night like at 5 am you might be able to pull off a sort of skinny dip? You’ll be plenty cold in a stiff breeze…?

If you’re in California or any other place with a severe drought, please find an alternative to the ice bucket challenge like the ones suggested above. Clean water shouldn’t be wasted right now.

I’m potentially getting challenged so I think I’m gonna go hop into the ocean with a GoPro. :D California ocean is pretty cold even in summer, so yeah! Probably don’t even need to wait for 5 am to come around.

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One time in high school a teacher called me a 'she'

so I said, "I’m actually a boy, Miss."

Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, "YOU’RE NO BOY!"

I turned around to him.

he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”

I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my teacher simply smiled, apologized, and the lesson continued.

I’m thankful for that moment in my life, it gives me hope for the future.

That more trans people will be supported, and visible. 

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Anonymous asked:

Do you have the links to the various SPN actors ice bucket challenges, as i cant find them anywhere?

they’re super easy to find, especially here! and they’re on all the guys’ youtube channels and twitters. it’s been an hour so you probably figured this out hopefully, but here we have:

and also, here’s the alsa website, if you wish to donate or find out more info!

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Some little phone designs I did because it’s late and I know I get sick of these things people jump to when you come out to them so

( here )

(I’ll be doing more and please let me know if you want your sexual/romantic orientation done or I’ve missed one! These are just the four I’ve done so far)

updated to the correct aro flag!!! apologies!!!

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This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

Okay, what else?

Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

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