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Shipping and Other Slightly Inappropriate Madness

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ML Week - Day 6: Evil!Heroes

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@mlstaffappreciation I’M SORRY FOR THE FEELS This is not propriely an Evil!Heroes but… I thought that the way Chat Noir can “cleanse” akumas is absorb all the negative power from them and take strenght by it. (Alas, with a sort of abstinence included in the price)  This is not a regular cleaning, because he needs Ladybug to purify his soul, after that. My headcanon that these butterflies cannot be akumatized anymore after this. They are pure and protected, because Chat Noir took the anger and Ladybug filled the butterflies with joy instead of just take the pain away. PROBABLY IT’S IMPROBABLE, BUT OH WELL.

Oh! Extra:

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I’M LAUGHIN G SO HARD RINGHT NOW

THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE COOLEST AND THE MOST AWKWARD THING I’VE EVER SEEN

True fact: if you go to a 2cellos concert, you’ll laugh your heart out while giving a blessing to your ears.

And if you’re lucky, a free signing session and pics with them for everyone who wants it.

This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t even laugh, I was too busy being in awe that all that sound was coming from a single cello. 

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Anonymous asked:

Can you make a Chikan fic? Dean being the person being chikaned and it doesn't matter if someone we know is doing it or if random people are doing it? I will name my first born (girl or boy) after you.

((Great thing about my name; it’s unisex :P (But please omg don’t feel like you have to do it okay)(also I made it ABO hope that’s okay).))
((And also for those who don’t know a ‘chikan’ is basically someone who publicly gropes people. I hope I did this somewhat right.))

Dean bit his lip, his hand tightening around the bright, ugly yellow pole he was holding as the crowded train chugged on around him. Every now and again someone would stumble, taken off guard by a sudden turn or a lurch in speed.

He technically didn’t need to hold the pole, since he was sitting down, but it was either that or punch the Alpha sitting next to him. So, small battles.

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DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?

WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE A GODDAMN CHURCH CHOIR SINGING HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH IN YOUR NASAL PASSAGE! (YOU SHOULD GET RID OF WHATEVER’S STINKING UP YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE AS WELL, MORON) RUN YOUR CLASSY ASS OVER TO THE STORE AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THE MIND-FUCK OF THIS SHIT. YOU’LL WANT  1 ORANGE, A SMALL BAG OF CRANBERRIES, 3 CINNAMON STICKS, GROUND CLOVES, NUTMEG, 2 LEMONS, ROSEMARY AND VANILLA. THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF THIS THAT YOU CAN COOK, BECAUSE CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED VARIETIES IN THEIR LIFE! THE FIRST IS ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THE SECOND DOESN’T HAVE A DAMN NAME, BUT IT’S FUCKING WONDERFUL.

ONLY HAVE ONE POT OF THIS SHIT GOING, IT’S CRAZY POWERFUL.

“CHRISTMAS” CHOP UP THE ORANGE, SKIN AND ALL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT. USE YOUR WARRIOR STRENGTH TO BREAK THE CINNAMON STICKS IN HALF, LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT.

THROW THE ORANGE AND CINNAMON STICK PIECES INTO THE POT, OR IF YOU’RE NOT CONFIDENT WITH YOUR AIM, YOU CAN SET THEM GENTLY INSIDE. SHOVE A SMALL SPOONFUL OF NUTMEG AND A SMALL SPOONFUL OF CLOVES INTO THE POT. THEN FILL THAT FUCKER UP WITH WATER UNTIL THERE’S ONLY AN INCH OF LEEWAY BETWEEN THE WATER AND EDGE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAREDEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

NOW SET YOUR STOVE TO A LOW-MEDIUM SETTING, AND LEAVE IT SITTING THERE TO MARINATE IN IT’S OWN QUIET ACCEPTANCE OF DEATH. DON’T COVER THIS FUCKER, BECAUSE THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE. THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED THE OTHER VERSION OF BOILING POTPOURRI  ONLY HAS LEMONS, ROSEMARY SPRIGS AND VANILLA.

RIP THE LEMON INTO CHUNKS WHILE SOLVING THREE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN YOUR HEAD AND YELLING AT YOUR FLATMATE TO LEAVE YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS ALONE, THEN BE A CHAMPION BY NOT USING A MEASURING TOOL WHEN SPLASHING 1 TABLESPOON OF VANILLA INTO THE POT.

TOSS IN THE ROSEMARY SPRIGS AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION.

FILL THAT SUCKER WITH WATER AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.  

YOU LEAVE IT ON FOR 2 HOURS AT THE START OF THE DAY, THEN TURN IT ON AGAIN AN HOUR BEFORE GUESTS GET TO YOUR HOME AND LEAVE IT ON ALL EVENING. TAKE A WHIFF UP CLOSE EVERY FEW HOURS, BECAUSE THE FRUIT WILL START TO SMELL WEIRD AT THE END OF THE DAY AND THAT’S WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF.

  WHEN YOUR GUESTS ARRIVE THEY’LL HAVE TO STEP BACK AND EXCLAIM “HOLY MOTHERFUCKING TITS, THIS IS ONE CLASSY HOME”

I CAN'T PICK A FUCKING FAVORITE LINE FROM THIS LIKE FUCKING HELLA

LOOK AT THIS SHIT 

  • WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT,
  • LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT. 
  • THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED
  •  AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION.

NOW I'M A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT BUT I MIGHT ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THIS NOW

BEST FUCKING FOLLOW DECISION EVER FUCKING GOODBYE

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Anonymous asked:

I'm not that good at guessing people's weight but i don't think Jensen weighs that much? I mean, yeah, he's tall and has broad shoulders, but that's about it? (I'm not complaining btw. I think the Dean in your headcanons and fics is perfect.)

that’s ok, anon! it’s possible that jensen weighs less than 200, but i find it unlikely. here’s an entirely unnecessary explanation as to why:

1. jensen has a broad enough shoulder span to be considered a “large” man. that means that at 6’1”, he should weigh around 190 pounds. however, those tests that determine how much a person /should/ weigh are bullshit. i mean, chris evans would be classified as “obese” if you only put his height and weight on paper. so basically, 190 is on the lower end of what a 6’1” large man would logically weigh.

2. like i said before, jensen weighed 175 in his late teens-early 20s. this is how he looked shirtless:

there is a difference between “gaining weight” and “filling out,” and jensen has /definitely/ filled out since that picture, meaning he has put on a healthy and natural amount of weight all over his body that comes with age. here is a picture of dean from season 4:

his hips are wider, his belly button is deeper, his pecs stick out, and his stomach is not flat anymore. seasons 4 and 5 (basically 2009) demonstrate jensen’s body change the most obviously. he gained quite a bit of weight rapidly, and if you’re looking for it you can see it most obviously in his face. that was probably a result of adjusting to his 30s, as he’s lost weight since then. in any case, he probably gained between 20-30 pounds during this transition from twink to hot dad. 

3. jensen does not just have broad shoulders and a slightly pudgy tummy; he’s big pretty much all over. his shoulder-to-waist ratio is basically non-existent:

and his arms are ginormous:

when you look at his legs un-bowed, you can see that they are also meaty:

(the bowing gives the illusion that he has skinny legs, but he does not.)

let’s not even talk about the curve of his ass:

4. so jensen is clearly not ripped like jared, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have muscle. in fact, muscle that is /useful/ is not very “visually appealing” (just look at strong men competitions- those guys don’t look like jared, they look like santa claus). under jensen’s adorably pudgy body is probably a frightening amount of muscle. let’s start with his back:

and now his thighs:

and finally, my favorite thing, the tum:

how is his pudgy tummy muscular, you ask? well, he’s got sharp hipbones (inguinal ligament i think is what it’s called) which should be love handles if he wasn’t an active individual.  

he’s got lines down either side of his stomach, indicating strong external abdominal obliques. 

AND FINALLY MY FAVORITE: see his ribcage? that’s not his ribs. that’s the serratus anterior, and jensen has the most pronounced of anybody i’ve ever seen.

so why does his muscle mass matter? because muscle weighs more than fat, and jensen happens to have plenty of both.

conclusion: jensen ackles, between the ages of 20 and 36, has filled out his large frame, gained muscle, and has a bit of extra pudge, making it likely that he has put on about 30-35 pounds in the past decade or so.

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What empathy and understanding can do

In the space of 2 sets of tags and 2 fanmails I went from being mildly frustrated and curious about why someone would post angrily in tags on something to understanding someone I knew a lot better.

This could have ruined a friendship. Resulted in an unfollow, cussing, blocking, ignoring and hatred.

But it didn't. Because you chose to ask about what made them do it. Rather than railing on them (which is a choice you have to actively decide you want for yourself; it is absolutely not a reflexive response).

Keep this in mind future self. 

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