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Shipping and Other Slightly Inappropriate Madness

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herrhasen

Neighbors!AU idea: I just moved in and didn’t realize how thin the walls are in this building and oh god you’ve been overhearing my horrendously embarrassing baby-talk to my cat for the past two weeks and I don’t realize it until I mention her in passing one day and your reply is “Oh, so that’s Miss Teeny-Tiny Kissumfluffs?”

Lmao HH, it’s the middle of the night here but I knew I couldn’t sleep until I’d paid due reverence to your AU :D

Arthur knew it was a bit embarrassing. But the move was stressful for both of them and Pancake was a highly strung cat at the best of times and Arthur felt that she needed a bit of extra reassurance for the time being.

Certain rude people like Morgana and Gwaine and his entire Sunday league football team claimed that Pancake was spoilt. This was a blatant untruth. Pancake was simply a delicate feline and allowances had to be made. Sure, she turned up her nose at generic store brand cat food, and yowled whenever Arthur left her sight, and had a habit of launching herself into the water whenever he tried to take a bath. But this just indicated to Arthur that she was slightly more discerning than the average cat. He had a taste for the gourmet himself.

(He’d made the epic mistake of mentioning this to Morgana once, who’d laughed like a drain before proclaiming that Pancake was essentially Arthur in cat form and the pair of them were made to live in fusspot heaven together.

Like he said. Rude.)

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deheerkonijn

@thepolomonkey You indulge me way way too often and way more than i deserve, you big sweetiepie!! ‘toasted marshmallow’ is a description that absolutely won me over, so here’s a little doodle of Arthur and how I pictured the most important woman in his life. <3 <3 

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“The archangel Cassiel helps people learn to love others with the unconditional love that God has for them, resolves conflicts, to forgive and develop the compassion that motivates people to serve others in need.  Like Zaphkiel, he is often called “God’s Watchtower” because he’s often represented standing on the celestial clouds, watching over them, which represents their role as a protector. In astrology he’s related to the primordial waters, the darkness and inertia.”

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TERRY PRATCHETT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!

Just reading a Discworld novel (Night Watch) when I stumbled across this little sentence, tucked away in the description of the effects of a lightning strike:
“In Baker Street, a couple who had never met before became electrically attracted to one another and were forced to get married after two days for the sake of public decency.”
Terry Pratchett, I’ve never read your stuff, but fuck, you’re awesome.
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askkairi

some reincarnation AUs

  • I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and I’ve been looking for you ever since but I’ve been starting to give up and my friends’s new crush has your eyes and oh god I’m not going to steal someone’s date just because I’m hoping you’re the person I met in a past life (jk yes I am)
  • I’ve met you in every single lifetime and I always hope it will work out but it doesn’t but I’ll still keep finding you again because those few days/months/years together with you are always so worth it 
  • I meet and fall in love with you in every lifetime at the same age but your age is always different so it never works out and for the first time I’m meeting you when we’re the same age and I’m horrified that I might fuck this up 
  • I skipped like four cycles of reincarnation and I know you’re pissed at me for leaving you all those lifetimes but it wasn’t my fault please please will you take me back 
  • We only remember each other in alternating lifetimes so every lifetime we have to find one another and convince each other that we’re soul mates but half the time I won’t believe you and half the time you’re already dating someone else 
  • I don’t know how to tell you this but the reason you didn’t see me in our last reincarnation cycle is because for some fucked up reason I was reincarnated as your dog 
  • We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and it’s kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if it’s you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime
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