what do you want oh god

take it

take anything

do you want my kidney, you can have my soul, here have my first born child

counter point…

I was tagged by @adjit​ and @runningoutofink​

The rules are to write for 5 minutes, no longer, and post without edits.

Adrien Agreste knew. He fucking knew.

And as excited as he was to confront Marinette about it, there was a part of him that wanted to take a moment to bask in the knowledge that he Lady was this wonderful girl who sat behind him. This kind and generous girl who he had started to love in her own right.

It was terrible of him, but he wanted to tease her about it too.

“Hey Marinette.”

“Y-Yes!” She stuttered. She smiled a little too widely at him, but it was adorable all the same.

“say Olivia really fast.”

“O-o-olivia.”

Adrien tried his best to hold back a laugh. “I’m flattered Marinette.” He turned back around, hearing Alya ask Marinette what that was all about. He couldn’t help by smile to himself.

It was later, much much later. A few weeks had past and they were standing on a roof top, looking down at the streets below. Chat knew hat Lady had a one track mind when she was preoccupied like this, but he loved her for it all the same.

Even more, he loved teasing her.

“Hey Lady, say Olivia really fast.”

“What?”

“Just say it.”

“Olivia.”

“No, Faster.”

“Olivia.”

Chat couldn’t help but giggle. He clasped a hand over his mouth, trying to stifle the sound.

It took Ladybug a minute but when it clicked, her head snapped up and she stared at him, wide eyed.

Chat noir snickered. “Olivia too.”

I tag @panda013 @wisiaden and i dunno, whoever else wants to do this :D

She didn’t sleep…this is so adorable X3 and a challenge since there’s only 2 lines of actual dialog ^^;;

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I might get some hate for saying this but

….some things are good

name one

[SLAMS FISTS ON THE TABLE] DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day. 

be the kind of person you’d have a crush on

i’m just kidding unless you’re okay with what i just said 

I’m waiting for Marinette to steal Chat’s baton because it has a phone in it

THANK YOU.

Misogyny. Meanwhile, where’s OUR app to tell us how many women they’ve slept with, how many kids they got and don’t take care of, or how many women they’ve left sexually frustrated?

Please and thank you

Or how many women they’ve assaulted, slandered, lead on for sex.

men LOVE to talk shit about women who are sexually active, while feeling like GODS for sleeping with as many women as possible 

if you think a woman is spoiled after being touched, maybe you should take a look at your own damn hands

Maybe if they had an app like this, they’d be able to actually find the damn clit

MAYBE IF THEY HAD AN APP LIKE THIS THEYD BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY FIND THE DAMN CLIT I CANT BREATHE

since i havn’t updated in awhile i’m just gonna put this up here aand go eat my breakfast bye 

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

it’s really important that you understand HOW WELL the budgie in my blog theme dances to this

when johnlock is canon, i hope they write one of those fake sex noise scenes. like, you can hear rhythmic thumping from 221B, like something is repeatedly thrust against the wall; we see mrs hudson rolling her eyes and slamming the door of her flat shut, the noises get louder and louder as the camera slowly moves upstairs – and turns out it’s sherlock trying to move a life-sized dummy with his hands and feet bound to prove a theory for a case, so he’s kind of helplessly jumping around with a large doll on his back while john is sitting on the sofa, stoically sipping his tea

UGH i’m reblogging again because the Hudders eye-roll would still confirm loud fucking from 221b, which Moftiss would absolutely want to confirm, but we’d get that bait-and-switch for those of delicate constitutions goddamn atiki i’m really feeling this headcanon’s canon potential