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Shipping and Other Slightly Inappropriate Madness

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Multifandom, nsfw and need to knows My drabbles My writing My meta My positivity My meta responses 'My ask didn't get through!' If you don't read my tags you know nothing Jon Snow shjwwriterscircle
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ironinkpen

Miraculous Ladybug, “color”

Summary: “her mouth is sweet with the honeyed taste of daydreams and-”

Rating: T

Pairing: hints of ladynoir

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the teacher’s voice is a low drone that ebbs and flows, a tide of words that laps at marinette’s ears and lulls her into a state of languid relaxation. sunlight cuts into the room through a big, curtainless window, spilling over her notebook, her pens, and the skin of her arms like warm yellow flower petals. on her right, the scratch of alya’s pencil is like kitten claws skittering across paper. marinette doodles little black cats in the margins of her notes and her lips quirk up at the edges.

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Do not trick people into trying vegan versions of food

Why?

Let’s say you make some vegan chocolate chip cookies. (I looked a recipe up for the sake of this post). These cookies are made with almond milk.

You have a friend that you’ve known for a few months now, and you think it would be nice to surprise them.

So, you offer them one of the cookies. You don’t tell them they’re vegan. As far as your friend is aware, they’re made with cow milk and chicken eggs.

Your friend takes one bite, and a few minutes later you’re using their epi-pen on them and calling 911.

See, what just happened is that your hypothetical friend here has a nut allergy that you didn’t know about, and the almond milk in the cookies was enough to put them in the hospital.

You could have avoided this whole situation by informing your friend that they’re vegan, thus prompting the question “It’s not made with almond milk, is it?”

This doesn’t just apply to cookies. While I’ve never found one, if you happen to know of a vegan fake meat that’s not made with soy and looks and smells exactly like the meat version, don’t serve it to someone and not tell them until after they eat it.

“But I, a vegan, would never do that!”

Great, then this post isn’t about you. This post is about the people who post shit like “when you give your friend vegan food without telling them and they like it *insert gif here*”, and it’s also about the thousands of people who reblog it.

- Avery

And some people have dusgestive issues or health issues that conflict with some vegan ingredients too

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sailorzeo

Soy and wheat are used in a lot of meat replacements, and are also 2 of the top 8 food allergens.

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dollsahoy

And, as mentioned before, peanuts and tree nuts are two more–so, half of the most common food allergens are the things used as vegan substitutes. (Which is also why a lot of people can’t be vegan.)

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hetainfo

Random APH Fact Of The Day #59

When it comes to his body type, Himaruya said in one character sheet that he imagined America having a body like “high school jock” and said that he is careful to not show any muscle lines when drawing his body. (x

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what little mermaid is about: a mermaid who’s basically a budding land anthropologist with a fierce interest in humans who also feels oppressed by her home life and overbearing father seeking desperately to escape and become human to find her place and maybe find love as well, with a moral about how girls suffer by giving up their voice.

what people think little mermaid is about: i sold my voice for a man :)

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OKAY BUT YOU CAN’T IT THERE BECAUSE THE NEXT MOMENT IS SO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. That’s the Night’s Watch vow. The Men of the Night’s Watch swear off taking a wife or having children. Sansa knows this. Tyrion knows this. What he essentially just said was that he’s completely willing to never have sex with her- even though by the law of the land that makes their marriage null and void. Which, due to the particularly tumultuous political climate of the time, could actually be life threatening to Tyrion. Sansa is important, her sons will be heirs to Winterfell and will likely hold the loyalty of the North, no matter who the father is. She is pretty much considered Top 3 of Most Beautiful and Eligible Women in Westeros, especially now that she’s the only Stark left. People have been looking for solid reasons to kill Tyrion off since his birthHe’s basically saying he’ll risk dying rather than rape and abuse his new child bride (even though its pretty much expected and happens every other day in this world). I just have a lot of feelings about these two. I wanted to see them be BFFs and take over Westeros together while making snide remarks and just bro-fist constantly. 

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Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 23 Original Translation: losthitsu // kurukurumaki // donamoeba Scanlation: puelladespero // pandabaozi Please DO NOT repost any of our scanlations onto other websites.

TN: The primary function of police in Japan is to help with directions; the last strip is advising Japanese tourists not to rely on American police to be able to help them in that respect.
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fanalis

No U DOn”T UNDERSTAND

SWIMMING

ANIME

im gonna have to not watch this because i know ill just get sexually frustrated and sad over it

what anime is this

guys this is a 2 year old dead project, its never coming out

*tour guide voice* and here to your right you see the beginning of that one really gay swimming anime

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oknope

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

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redevoted

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have turned

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I have a question about Dean's new hair. So I know how Dean's normal hairstyle looks (we saw it for 9 seasons xD) and in the Season 10 promo trailer it looks way more poofy, almost swept to the side? I don't know I'm not a hair expert or whatever. I want to know exactly how different his new hairstyle is from his old one.

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ALRIGHT WE GON LEARN

okay, so throughout the past 9 seasons, dean has actually had what i like to call a “military haircut”

…basically because that’s EXACTLY what it is. it’s shorter along the sides, longer at the top. albeit a bit long to meet actual regulations i believe, but dean’s hair has always been about 1 1/2-2” long at MOST. it’s generally done like this, or almost the same length throughout. but you always see dean spike it up, even when he’s in the shower because he’s a nerd and it’s who he is

but now, we have demon dean, who DOES NOT care to meet up with his past expectations for himself, because he no longer cares. but his hair! ohhh, his hair:

it is SO MUCH longer than usual (2”-3” throughout), even extending out to the sides. it’s no longer spiked and almost freer in this sense. he parts it on the left side side, and it’s no longer a borderline-regulated haircut.

we can also see here the sides a bit better:

i think that this is a HELLA COOL haircut for him to have, and so awesome to see after all these years. WANNA JUST [MAKES HAND RUFFLING MOTIONS]

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