Shipping and Other Slightly Inappropriate Madness

I am nearly 28 years old and I can’t help myself but digging this show <3

I’ve wanted to draw this pose forever and Valentine’s day is coming up so prepare for the fluff and the sin!

i really wish he’d use his staff as staff instead of a sword

One day (maybe post reveal), I want Ladybug to just snap and go like, “Okay Chat Noir, here’s the deal.  You use your staff like a damn sword and I’ve had it!” And she drags him by the scruff of his collar to their friendly neighborhood Shoulin Kung Fu school.  (They know a guy, either via Marinette’s mom or in some Kim-Possible-esque favor-y way.  Or maybe it’s a dojo so he can learn bōjutsu, take your pick.)

(Side note: imagine the realization on Marinette’s face post-reveal that Adrien was using the staff like a fencing foil.  Then she cuffs him over the head, because he’s ridiculous, and kisses him on the cheek, because he’s a cutie patootie.)

And Chat Noir is resistant at first because he can use his staff just fine, thankyouverymuch, and it’s not like he goes around telling Ladybug how to use her yoyo!!

But then they get there and Chat blows everyone away with his fluent Mandarin (Marinette is like oh shit how many white boys know better Chinese than I do), and like the second he realizes that using the staff is all about circles and angular momentum and physics, he’s just gone, he’s so into it.

But he still sometimes reverts to using it as a sword, sometimes without really meaning to during the heat of battle, but sometimes he does it just to get a rise out of Ladybug.  (She gets all grumpy and frustrated and she gets all up in his face and grumbles, “I know you know better.”)

(Bonus: Ladybug, while Chat Noir is practicing: So how fast do you have to spin it to get airborne? Chat: *his physics-loving heart breaking in two* Ladybug no

(The answer, of course, is quantically fast.))

How to Woo America on Valentine’s Day.

@everythingelsegoesherethen

FUCK

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

Mr. Smooth is here to sweep you off your feet this Valentines Day

dO YOU EVEr SAY SOMETHING AS A JOKE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HURTS SOMEONE’S FEELINGS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

if he cant javelin toss you through a closed window hes a twig

Journey T-Shirt Design Contest Submission by VicZar-Skiekatsu

I’m not gonna disappear-

not as long as there’s someone-

Who remembers me-

so, thanks to @hyperiontrashbin for advice on how to draw nsfw, i’ve broken my crown from jumping out a window, and now we’re apparently ramen noodle soup packet buddies HAHAHA don’t ask. it’s a very long story. it’s lovely <3

i’ve wasted this whole day doing nothing, cooking, baking and now sinning.. in the mildest. yay me. work is going to kill me tomorrow it’s 2:25am. gj sara

wonky anatomy is wonky but who cares, it’s a sketch. -shrugs to hell-

[don’t use my art w/o permission] [don’t tag as kin] [keep the comments on]

Tim and Rhys©Borderlands -yaas bitch yaaaas-©me

please god let me draw something else other than these shits 

what are eyes

what are faces

what is life

a team free will commission for Cassammydean!! this was TOO much fun asdfghjhgf

USUK winter wonderland day 3! 

christmas parties should always have mistletoe; luckily Francis thinks the same and hung some. 

When you’re on the phone with your girl and the squad is being childish.

My friends

Ok, I had people recommend this fanfic to me multiple times now. I usually avoid angst like the plague but I finally got around to reading it and it was really good! 

so here is some art for the usuk fanfiction We’ll Meet Again  

I sort of made this in a format so if you would like to use it as a desktop background, you can. 

@kagmeh @akikofumi @mayugesplace 

Originally posted by led411