Soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mates skin as well. 

Imagine having a super artistic soulmate who draws flowers and designs and really beautiful patterns all over their arms and person 2 just sits there and watches the little lines appear on their arms and they can’t stop smiling and it’s their favorite part of the day

Imagine person 1 being super forgetful so they scribble down all the places their appointments are and person 2 tries to decipher them and figure out where they’re at and they meet and they see their writing on their hand from across the waiting room/ coffee shop/ etc. and they scramble to find a pen and write ‘found you’ on the back of their hand and person 1 sees it and they lock eyes and

Wow I like this au

YES

i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists. 

a list of superhero au’s:

Why are Kiss Cams at professional Quidditch matches not a popular HP fanfic trope yet????

IMAGINE THE CHAOS WHEN INSTEAD OF PANNING TO THE CROWD, THE KISS CAM FOCUSES ON THE TWO OPPOSING SEEKERS

BECAUSE THE CAMERA WAS MAGICALLY FIXED TO SPOT THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST CHEMISTRY 

OH MY GOD, and AU where John is Sherlock’s hairdresser.

John is so good at what he does, Sherlock has to force himself not to book appointments every week.

John brushing Sherlock’s hair. John running his fingers through Sherlock’s hair. John washing Sherlock’s hair. John teasing Sherlock’s hair. John putting product in Sherlock’s hair. John touching Sherlock’s hair!

John finishing up and saying, “When would you like to book your next appointment? I suggest 2 months if you want to keep it in good shape…” And Sherlock fumbling with himself. “How about one month?” @anotherwellkeptsecret 

And John knows. He just KNOWS. Because of the way Sherlock’s eyes fluttered closed when he would twist a curl around his finger. So he says, “You do have a bit of a cowlick in the back, there.”

And Sherlock’s like wat?? because no he doesn’t.

“Why don’t you drop by next week. I have some new product coming in and I think it’ll do you a world of good.”

And Sherlock’s like oh. OH. “Yes. That’s. Good.”

Sherlock running styling his own hair and just remembering John’s hands. And getting himself flustered. OH OH Sherlock coming in, telling John he has a /date/ and needs to get his hair fixed properly. John doing it with a frown on his face, until Sherlock stands at the end and hands him a rose and is like…”Dinner?”

“Starving.”

Okay but now I’m picturing a slow burn where Sherlock runs his fingers through his hair while he’s in bed thinking about John what have I done oh mY GOD.

ME TOO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. Like… Sherlock just lays there and absently runs his hands through his hair until it’s all he can think about and he’s practically at his limit just from rubbing his scalp. And then every hair visit after is just torture, and he even has to excuse himself to the bathroom.

And John just about can’t stand it because while he has his hands in Sherlock’s hair at the salon, he has to keep himself from burying his nose in it and toying the soft curls with his lips and one time John is so overcome by sheer want he has to spin Sherlock’s chair the other way around so Sherlock can’t see how badly he’s blushing in the mirror.

AU: In these times of voting...

[So in France the citizens themselves count the votes in an election: when you go & vote the person manning the ballot box often asks if you’re free that evening to come help. If you say yes, you end up back at the polling station once it closes, at 7 or 8 p.m. They make you sit in groups of 4 & give each table its share of votes to count. In each group 1 person takes the ballots out of their envelopes, 1 person unfolds them & states the name of the candidate each vote is for out loud & 2 persons write it all down in a table on two separate but identical sheets (for comparison). Once all the votes in the station have been counted and checked, the officials gather all the sheets to be processed, & the volunteering citizens go home.

Knowing that, please consider the following AU:]

Somehow I’ve been roped into counting the votes at my polling station and somehow I ended up sitting at the same table as you and it’s quite obvious that the candidate you support is losing - or, rather, that that candidate you hate is winning - and at first I found it hilarious but actually your Epic Scowl Of Doom is kinda cute and the amount of care you display for the outcome of these elections is kinda hot (???), so now I’m stuck wondering if it’d be better for your candidate to lose - so I can ask you out by offering an attentive ear while you rant and drown your sorrows in alcohol - or to win - so I can ask you out by suggesting we go celebrate - but in the meantime I probably should warn you that you’re going to snap the pen in two or stab it right through the sheet of paper if you keep scratching down the results with that much viciousness and I really don’t think they have another one to give you if you ruin it.

(Also the guy taking the ballots out of their envelopes at our table totally voted for That Candidate You Hate if the dirty looks he keeps throwing at you when you huff at yet another vote going That Way is anything to go by - and at first that was even more hilarious but now I’m actually kinda worried about what will happen if you notice or if he snaps at you and the old lady who’s the fourth member of our group has been slowly but surely scooting her chair away because clearly she has the same thoughts as I about where this is headed, so I’m left alone to fend for myself on the front line and I didn’t ask for any of this shit, all I wanted was a nice evening with some pizza and pie and maybe even icecream in front of the TV, only now SOMEHOW I’m stuck here and really, I’m too pretty to die as collateral damage.)

(But at the same time if I’d stayed home I wouldn’t have known you exist and that would’ve sucked too. Damn it.)

Their research towards stabilisation held… many mistakes. The bromalgamate didn’t want separation as their goal - they were happy together - but an early trial nearly did just that. It was the most terrifying thing they’d experienced; to lose each other’s thoughts, even if for only a moment.

…They probably weren’t quite so keen for a while after that. Everything had to be heavily backed up with the numbers first.

Floofin, this is utterly phenomenal. Thank you so much. I’m honoured to see your art.

OH my GOD I felt this in my HEART

After Cas finds a camcorder, he and Dean can’t stop filming random moments of each other. :)

GUYS

THEATER AUS

you forgot the stage crew/ tech crew

i actually did make techie aus and i love these thank you jesus

now consider

@ms-notebook

I want an AU where Dean is a popular YouTuber who is married to Cas, but no one knows it. Cas is a high school teacher who is kind of awkward, but every once in a while he’ll mention a meme and all of his students are confused wonder how he knows that.

Then one day when he’s teaching he hears a group of girls giggling in the back of the class, so he walks back there and sees them watching one of Dean’s videos. It’s his “never have I ever” video, and right he’s talking about getting a speeding ticket. Right before the girls see Cas he hears one of them say “I wonder what kind of car he drives” so Cas responds, “Do not ever get Dean Winchester started on his car. He will never shut up.” as he takes the phone and walks away, leaving the girls dumbfounded.

#and then one day Dean drops by because Cas forgot his lunch #and some of the students see him #and they scream because #OH MY GOD ARE YOU DEAN WINCHESTER #so then this giant group attracts around him #and he’s stuck taking dozens of selfies #and using mechanical pencils to sign homework assignments #and then Cas finally finds the crowd #and Dean spots him from across the hall #and makes his way over to Cas #and kisses his cheek #and everyone screams because #MR.NOVAK IS DATING DEAN #and dean corrects them #actually Mr.Novak is married to Dean

Finished commission for theangelicjerk, who asked for punk!destiel modeled after their own cosplays (which you can find on their blog!)

雪のようさ　いつも君の手は冷たいね つないだら　そっと溶けてしまいそうだよ 誰に許されなくても　全部無くしても 会いたくて　会いたくて もう　戻れなくていい  世界の果てまで輝いてるよ　君がいる これ以上を望まないから 神様　今だけは目を瞑っていて 僕らの過ちを

your hands are always cold as snow

but i will never let you go

I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope

[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK

“How do I get to… what was it called?” “Netflix?” “Yes that.”

“What is that?”

“Uh, cell phone?”

“Why did you yell at it? What did it do to you?”

*long suffering sigh*

“You mean if you press those buttons there someone will bring you food?”

“Yes.”

“Witchcraft.”

“Technology.”

“Same thing.”

au where you have a stripe of your soulmates haircolor on your wrist and if they dye their hair your stripe changes colors

au where your vision is shades of your soulmates eyecolor so if they have blue eyes you see shades of blue and it stays that way until you meet them

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you what theyre most passionate about like drawing or grades

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you how old your soulmate will be when you meet

i really love soulmate au’s

tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold

like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo

tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever cold is when its turned off

so id like to think while a robot is awake and functioning they could have the potential to be as warm as a human being :0

never thought about this before but now it’s obvious

although like i hope they’ve actually improved cooling tech by the time they’re building androids bc my laptop can actually get so hot it makes THE ROOM hot and it’s only the size of a laptop so potentially an android who was thinking very hard would be a veritable furnace 

think too hard, overheat, faint

fainting couches for androids omg

Fainting couches for androids is the best possible thing

file under things i didn’t know i needed in my life

humans who carry around those chemical freeze-packs in case they need something to drape across their friend’s fevered brow

humans who insist on holding a parasol for their robot friend on sunny days

a robot draping herself over a fainting couch in distress and a bunch of worried humans mobbing up to fuss and fan her and bring her some cool water and pat her hand and gallantly offer to beat up whatever alarmed her

too cute

Okay guys and gals I like where ur going but I think we’ve glossed over something with real potential.

Androids blushing

A human calls their android friend cute and then they look flustered and you hear their cooling fans kick into high gear

A human plants a little kiss on their cheek and they turn red hot (literally) from embarrassment

“Brr, it’s friggin cold in here.”

“Hold on I got this. Hey TX-10 did I tell you you look very pretty today?”

The room temp rises a couple degrees as TX-10 tries to hide their blushing.

yES THANK U FOR ADDING THIS TO MY POST

I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope

[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK

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